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rajpelt

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  1. Did I see you outside Burger King today dressed as an irate penguin?

  2. Where was you bruv? I waited on u f4 an hour n I seen a fat gurl walk past n I seen her nippelz cause it waz raining! lol

  3. Once again my so called badger friend Lofty lets me down, I paid him half upfront for the hit as well, that's one packet of Laughing Cow cheese triangles I'm never seeing again.

  4. This thread has died a death, has Lucas 'got' you all? I'll be watching for the first time in a while tonight.
  5. What a taw-tasic costume, why have your cock out at a party when you can wear this and basically have your cock out at a party.
  6. Pre-season training, whoever invented 7 minutes runs deserves to die, like just stop breathing.
  7. What a sexy voice you have Andrew, does the C stand for Chocolate.............
  8. Working till 5 and forgot to sky+ the Brazil game, fucking sare yin.
  9. That or buggered, they are all poofs out that way.
  10. Just fire a cork or tampon up yer farter and get on with it, poof.
  11. Your kids are going to get put into care before of your mother-in-law? I must have missed a thread about this.............
  12. Great, my mum says I kan getz da bus lolz

  13. dapz for me, shall we meet up for pancakes and pizza?

  14. What he posted on Kilt's was pretty funny to be fair, Kilts a top bloke but I almost fell off my chair, must be an alias.

  15. Have you been killed in a unfortunate badger incident?

  16. I was british bulldog champion at my Primary School. Pretty confident I'd have him.

  17. He's deleted the supposedly racist comment I'm meant to have left him and won't report me on this occassion, phew.
  18. who's the gay holding the cup?

  19. ha! he is off his tits I think.

  20. are you oot yer pickle, I'm a very angry muslim, so step off.

  21. Yeah, St Mirren fan, he's probably heard am soond as f**k and is trying to get the guts up to ask me out for a pint, ken.
  22. Some raj hoor called Alpha posted my own username on my profile, has he done this to anyone else?
  23. I went to Uni once, unfortunately it was tae shag a fat burd though.
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