Toma_BullyWee

If I have to listen to "Daddy. Daddy, look. Daddy look at me" one more time I'm going to lose the nut. Don't get me wrong I like him and all that but he's relentless.

Whatever happened to him? He came to one of my gigs once. Strange guy, but then again you have to be if you actually pay money to watch me do anything. Always nice with me and seemed harmless but I do vaguely remember some stories that go against that theory.

Ah, Tony. What a guy.

I'm gutted I never got the chance to go see him live. My mum went a few times and always talks about how brilliant it was.

Jesus. I've heard of Anal c**t but I'm not sure Dead On A Burning Dick is something I want to sink my teeth into

I still haven't watched the last episode. Ruined it for myself by going on twitter the morning after it aired and I was just scunnered because I was looking forward to it despite the last series not being great. At some point I will watch it again because it was brilliant telly. Those people who petitioned for the last series to be rewritten are oddballs though.

I'm lost already. About 10 years ago a million sub genres appeared and I have no idea who falls under what category. Any bands in particular from that scene? I mind when "hardcore" became a thing on the local scene about 2005. It was hilarious. Horrendous haircuts and lassies trousers coupled with truly magnificent dancing. As much as I enjoyed some of the bands the people were utterly bizarre. Same ones who go scene to scene because instead of having an actual personality they just go with what everyone else likes for that 3 week period. Azriel and Flood of Red were 2 glasgow bands from that era who were pretty good.

Hi @ali_91, hiya pal

Yep. I haven't been to Broadwood in years but would happily head down to see Queens Park or even Thistle just for something to do. But then I would rather give my money to most teams apart from Clyde...

Apparently the quality is very good. Designs for the most part are nice anaw. My issue with Joma is literally every shirt of theirs I own is horrendous quality, design and material wise. Saying that I'm assuming they put in a bit more effort for the bigger teams than they did with the Clyde stuff

Appreciate it, although I see the standard of fucknut is at an all time high these days.

That marshmallo fellow has taken to those wee red dots on almost everything I say to the point I kinda look forward to it and get a strange sense of relief when I get the notification. I don't think it's having the desired effect. Odd little boy.

Ah right. Been away for a number of years so wasn't sure. I'll let the mods get this to buggery. Thanks for that link though. That will see me through the walk home

I'll try not to rant but this does my tits in. "He doesn't like what I like so he's a b*****d". When did we become so pathetic? It's like OF fans who refuse to interact with their rival fans because they are "wan a them".

I haven't watched a great deal of Sheffield United so honestly I don't know much about him other than 3 or 4 games and he's been shite in every single one. First one was the friendly against Costa Rica I think. We were down the front and I was asking my mate who the guy with the weans socks was. He just seemed to stoat about without really doing anything and any other games I've seen he's been much the same. Granted a Sheffield United fan will have a completely different thought process having seen him week after week. I had a quick look at the stats and he scored 6 in 36. Hardly prolific, but I get it's a high level and we are far from blessed in that position. The "pish" bit is just one of those throwaway comments, however I will happily admit as soon as he pulls his socks up I'll be open to changing my mind. Cannae take him seriously with them though. You know that way you just don't take to someone? A few goals and a summer tournament and I'll probably be front of the queue to give him a gammy, mind you.

He's not dead. Over the last few days I've been watching clips on youtube and that's me just properly appreciating the man. I remember watching videos when I was wee with my mum, dad, granny and granda and everyone would be laughing. I would be buckled as well despite a lot of the jokes going way over my head but the physical comedy always got me. It never mattered how long I went between rewatching videos and DVD's because I would always end up in a state with tears running down my face. Not many comedians do that to me. Now that I've exhausted all the clips on youtube they keep showing me recent clips where he's showing his age and it's all a bit sad. One where he was getting an awards at the NTA's and you could see him struggling to control his hands. His speech is slower but his delivery is still bang on. Cancel culture never really seemed to catch up with him, although I do remember one joke getting him in a lot of bother around 2004. Something to do with a decapitated British army boy, cannae really remember. So feel free to post any favourite clips here and hopefully I'll see a few that have passed me by.

One Glasgow band really didn't like us (well, me) to the point they had "Toma is a fucking c**t" in one of their tunes. 2 of them showed up to one of our gigs a while after it. I was out having a fag and jumped in the lift to find the 2 of them there. Big smile on my face and their arses went.

I actually like him. Runs about like Kramer on gear without really knowing what's going on but there's something about him I like but can't put my finger on. Mentioned it in the sellik thread earlier but surely there's a manager out there who knows what to do with him? Guy is a machine. A broken one, but a machine nonetheless.

I had actually forgotten about them. Who do we even have striker wise? McBurnie - pish. Griffiths - What's the script with him anyway? Naismith - Not kicked a ball in ages. Shankland - Injured? Fletcher? Martin? Not exactly encouraging, but then again I've probably missed loads of guys out because I haven't exactly been arsed about football or paid much attention for a while.

Oh aye. Still think there's something in him though. When you're big and fast like him surely some manager somewhere knows how to make it fall into place.

Aye I was more referring to the speed of Hetfield's downpicking. My fingers are happy enough flying about the fretboard but that constant downpicking took a while to get back up to speed without my shoulder suffering. Go on then, what's your poison? Metallica were just perfect for me at the right age. Fast, melodic and interesting to play. Much heavier stuff out there but full pelt screaming was never really my thing. Some bands I just find ridiculous when they are down tuned to f**k, bang bang bang with growling over the top. Just never my thing really.

Better hope Marshmallo doesn't come across this

When we were 18/19 we had grand plans of taking over the world. We'd been gigging locally for a year or 2 with the same pals showing up and I wanted to do something different so decided to arrange a wee week long tour across the UK. Was a b*****d but I managed to find folk in 5 different cities in as many days with the last show being in Glasgow. A few days before it I got a call asking if we could fill a space the night before we left. Brilliant, I thought. 6 gigs in 6 days. I arranged everything in regards to the tour except transport to the first show in Preston. The drummer was tasked with that. Everything at my end went brilliantly, everything sorted, train tickets all booked and that. Got to the gig the night before we left and the drummer told me after we got off stage we didn't have transport to Preston. I lost the nut. Screaming at him that he had to do one fucking thing and he leaves it until the last minute to tell me he hadn't sorted it. His girlfriend at the time (now a pal of mine) came up roaring saying I have no idea how much effort he put into the tour and the way I spoke to him was a disgrace. I laughed and told her I was the one who organised every single aspect of it and he had literally one thing to do, which he didn't manage. Anyway it got sorted and we managed to do it. In Leeds the promoter decided the best place for a travelling band with no audience was to headline. We did not know this. 2nd band is on and there's about 150 folk there. Magic, we thought. That's when we got told we were on last. "Cool". 3rd band came on and more people came in. We had an EP to punt and were genuinely worried we wouldn't have enough for the full tour. Oh dear. Anyway the place emptied after the 3rd band. By the time we went on we were playing to one guy who then fucked off. Me and the bassist thought it was hilarious playing to the sound guy but the drummer was fizzing. Long story for a very poor pay off but your post reminded me of it. I think I quit the band 3 times in the space of that week. We never did conquer the world.

Wee Gigi is a bit cool. Thing is smaller than my foot but cuts about thinking she's a lion, ready to pounce at all times. Loves a cuddle anaw. Ruiner of fitbaw taps.