the_russian

Cheka1917 I have PES

My 12 team accy nearly came in, but 11 of them lost and the other one got a draw.

Stick a tattie in the exhaust.

Aye but notice how they seem to carry less and less nowadays. You see stories in the papers about old grannies "robbed for just £28" etc Because if you robbed them for £800 it would be ok?

Good way to start a post I take you actually thought my post was serious?

It's a great tactic if you are disciplined enough to follow it. My problem is that I usually see 5-6 games that tempt me, and put on 3/4 teamers. Singles and doubles are the way to make money, but usually I gamble purely for fun (apart from this month) and would prefer to have a small stake with a potentially, albiet unlikely, large prize.

tryin too say sumthin liek?

To the younger guys out there, i'd like to offer my 3 step programme to gaurenteed wealth. 1. Always chase your losses, if you bet big enough you can always recover them. 2. Whenever possble, gamble when drunk, you will reap the rewards of your bravery and better judgement. 3. If you are on a good run, the chances are it will go forever, up your stakes and bet more frequently on high odds long shots. and my bonus point... 15 team accumulators featuring teams that you know absoutely f**k all about are gaurenteed to secure a long term profit!!

I was at Sergeant on Thursday night, playing under a road in Notting Hill, they were ace, mon the Glenrothes!

Last nights winnings on Rainbow Fox - 2.30 Catterick @ 7/2

Aintree 2.40 - Kauto Star @ 7/4

Cove, Huntly and Linlithgow treble payed out, as did a single on Dalbettie.

It was because they caught you having a tonk over it in Curries.

Nottingham 3.20 - Burn the Breeze 5/2 Salisbury 4.00 - Berbice 10/11

Ace.

4.20 Wolverhampton - Matsunosuke 4/1

Chelsea, scum.

Scummy, pishy Aston Villa, I really hate them.

Glue

Prospect Place, Hamilton 14.10

Don't say i'm not good to you!

I've got 87p on a horse Destiny's Dream, 13/2 at the Berverley 4.30