Turned the tables on a couple of Jehovahs at the door this morning, by getting out one of my books and preaching to them about ancient astronaut theories, Sumerian texts and alien DNA. Was'nt long before they buggered off.
You morton dimwits better start praying the hearts survive, because if they don't it certainly won't be a 'great feeling at cappielow' it'll be the biggest football embarrassment the world has ever seen.