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Dr Leitch has been my hero so far. He's stopped me from over-panicking.

I'm playing a narrow formation which relies on wing backs. Cameron Borthwick-Jackson is a must have for LB. Relatively inexpensive (loan first season then free transfer). He's a beast. Will join you and be good enough for your squad anywhere from mid-Scottish Championship to high English Championship and still plays for me as I challenge the OF for the title year in, year out. Really struggling to get any AMC to play consistently well. Persisted with advanced playmaker in a supporting role but will need to change that. Had loads of talent in that role but none pulled it off.

Somebody was saying about purchases going through the till ( only so many allowed ) still not happened. We however have wrote it so people stop being selfish c***s and leave some for others. Is working slightly but still had to argue to a gentleman who wanted to take 27 handwashes. Meh was pretty eventful What was said? Details. What was his justification?

The past 2-3 pages of this thread have been brilliant.

Contracts will be a major issue, particularly for lower league clubs.

Thought I was going to need to shower every time I went for a shite for a minute there, but SPAR is teeming with toilet roll.

Pages and pages of death, just from Bergamo.

Can't believe Nelson missed that from there.

Watching the uploaded stuff on DeeTV. 16 year ago we beat Aberdeen at Dens with this team: Derek Soutar Stephen McNally Brent Sancho Barry Smith Callum McDonald Neil Barrett Garry Brady Steven Robb Fabian Caballero Stevie Lovell John Sutton That's a cracking strike force and not the worst CH's, but no wonder we ended up going down. Deary me. In saying that, Aberdeen's team wasn't much better: Ryan Esson Michael Hart Russel Anderson Zander Diamond Kevin McNaughton Richard Foster Markus Heikkenen Scott Severin Chris Clark Darren Mackie Fernando Pasquinelli

Ireland's deputy Prime Minister has just said that hand washing can no longer be considered just a luxury.

The Dutch have found an antibody that could prevent the Coronavirus from infecting people. Always knew they were good, honest, hardworking lads.

I assume they launched the season tickets for next season because they want your money as quickly as possible and that was before all this was going on.

Season tickets are out. If you can afford it this early and want to back Keyes (Not just Dundee) then buy one. Club merchandise means we only get a percentage of the profit or nothing at all if we've sold the rights for a lump sum like we've done in the past. Tickets are where it's at. Understandable considering the circumstances if you're not keen on doing that. This is where DEETV comes into play. Perfect time to buy this if you want to support the club - and might factor into our upcoming games - it'll at least fill the gap in the meantime.

No complaints, feel free to continue. It's the last I'll mention it.

Had 8 notifications there - 8 red dots from the weirdo because I red dotted him. At the end of times, I'm in my first doting war. Yas. Seriously though is Chickens, Barrajag?

There's that horrible knot in my stomach that plays to the panic. The idea that it's a big conspiracy. Not quite a conspiracy on, 'This is North Korean chemical warfare' more that this is going to be a much bigger disaster for the human race than is even being alluded to. Why would governments tell us more if it'd cause a massive panic? (100x the panic there is now). That horrid feeling just won't subside and it all stems from the fact I've got a fucking horrendous cough and am a selfish, paranoid hypochondriac. Still though, it's past the point where it was a wee thing to joke about as I thought it'd calm down quite quickly. It's really humbling how frail our societal structures really are. For all the advancements we've made over hundreds upon hundreds of years and one fucking virus and the world is heading into panic mode and lockdown whilst the Highlands rub their fucking hands in glee.

Is double denim back?

What is it with Killie fans resurrecting old threads involving Dundee? Jeezo.

f**k off, thanks.

Who the f**k are you anyhow? An obvious troll.

Dotting 3 posts constitutes a dotting war these days?

I know it's Boris but statements like, 'It is going to spread further and I must level with you, I must level with the British public, many more families are going to lose loved ones before their time.' doesn't suggest to me that it's just gonna be old people and people with underlying health issues.

Thought it was great to see Meekings put his body on the line on Tuesday. Too often I've had my suspicions that his heart isn't in it. On Tuesday, he was clearly suffering from cramp but came straight back on only to take a head to the face as he bravely cleared the ball and then he came back on again. Finally showing 'warrior' like capabilities that you'd expect from a captain.

I was informed that prelims being used were another possibility, but that brings about all sorts of problems in itself. Genuinely - our work has put up posters informing people to wash their hands and we've been given a council letter to hand to all pupils, but other than that, nothing.

I've heard no such thing and I'm also a teacher. ETA: If we are to go into 'lockdown' as it were - It's unlikely the exams will be on in six weeks.