Raith_Raver

They'll hail you as a prophet and have themselves installed as certainties before a ball is kicked

On Yonder Hill There Stood a Coo It's No There Noo

..And you could be joining the Shire at the end of next season

Another penalty to Rose

Dundee fans raged at him and spent most of last season in the Championship wanting him fired.

^ Thick

They hope the more sensational the headline, no matter how false and irrelevent, the more it will divert attention from the present situation. What's a more sensational, relevent and true headline is that instead of Ibrox and Parkhead they'll be visiting New Central Park and Balmoor next season

I would be happy if it's Thomson, not just because he's well thought of but because of the those we might appoint instead

I expect that'll be Sick Boy, he has started to stalk me too. They can stalk me all they like, it's amusing that they think they're getting at us - the jokes on them.

Yea, he haunts Rovers and Pars threads, and probably Airdrie's and others.

You'll only be one of several that Mallowhead constantly red dots. The main reason I kept up posting a whenever Falkirk lost a goal was the mild amusement of getting an immediate blob from him. He now follows me around to give me one for any post I put up. I think it's called Compulsive Behaviour Syndrome - it's his life's devotion.

We got ribbed rotten when we failed to get promoted from the 1st division with our "Roaring Back" moto - we had been been out of sight at one point then nose dived towards the end, letting Ayr overtake us and win. The funniest post I ever saw on P&B was a video of the "Roaring Back" sign being locked away in a shed, done by an Ayr fan.

Really?

Fair enough. Personally, I'd hope Rovers exclude McKinnon on point of principle.

That'll likely be two now

Hypocrite: Stellaboz: "You're not this thick. Are you? Seriously, you cannot be this stupid. If you're genuinely this stupid, I honestly feel sorry for you." Fucking hell But back to the serious stuff, has Yogi published his 5 year plan to get Pars to the Premier league out if the First Division yet?

You were caught out in your regular over reactions to ordinary posts. You're too stupid to recognise your stupidity even when it's pointed out to you.

Stellaboz is desprately flashing the red - was it something I said? Raith_Raver, (27th July): "Great to hear the perennial bragging about how you're going to win the league before it's started, followed by the inevitable "get that c**t out" when reality strikes around January." Stellaboz replied: "You're not this thick. Are you? Seriously, you cannot be this stupid. If you're genuinely this stupid, I honestly feel sorry for you." I suspect you're now feeling sorry for yourself ...and somewhat stupid

Grant228, Stellaboz and Da_no_1 all taking relief from a known and self confessed pondlife troll - now there's a surprise. I think you should check out the approval ratings for their euphoric delusions laid bare ...

Liar liar pants on fire I can understand how a person of your low integrity might want to deny the context of boasting about the likelyhood winning promotion or even the league before it has even started, now that you've achieved relegation instead. Meanwhile, back on topic: August 9th Grant228 wrote: "before the season started I reckoned Dunfermline could go for promotion" Yea, doesn't it fit the context...

Spot on. On a match thread where a team 4th in the league below just humiliated them, the fans of the "massive" club, with their massive ego and massive expectations are so desperate to deflect attention from their massive fall that they now want to discuss things that have absolutely nothing to do with their club.

Anything to take your mind of the pain and divert attention from the humiliation you must be feeling...

There are loads more

I really hope yous can pull it off in the return, assuming you get an honest referee. BTW that's a great, "there was a coo! The full rhyme is unfortunately maybe a bit prophetic - it goes something like THERE WAS A COO ON YONDER HILL IT'S NO THERE NOO Let's hope it is...