Hedgecutter

Try Kilmacolm - an utter dive

That may explain why she's an ex

Take a point bang in the middle of Lochgelly, draw a three mile radius around it and you could nominate anywhere from that area.

I've always loved this Aberdeen song

Watched The Pianist the other night - crackin' film, with the old guy in the wheelchair getting thrown over the balcony being the most memorable bit - "Du, aus!". 9/10. In all fairness though, the German guy did ask him twice without reply. That's gotta be asking for trouble

Have fun at Schiehallion, just don't fall down the caves! Speaking of which, I take folk up to Assynt for a bit of caving every now and again and half the lot when they get there would rather take a hike up Suilven (The one shaped like a tit). Bloody hill walkers!