Middleton Mouse

Feel for you dude but you'll be fine I bet.

Bad day.

Phoenix if you're that bored you could always pop over to our house, there's still some hoovering needing done. If not does anyone else want to do my housework?

That is my recommendation too, Steven got them when he was on chemo and I tried it once as I had really bad heartburn which wasn't being sorted by milk of magnesia. This stuff had me feeling fine within 10 minutes.

Being outsmarted by a rodent.

That's what I thought.

If a person is registered with a doctor in one practice can they go to a different practice for a second opinion or do they simply have to go to another doctor within the practice they're registered at?

Runrig - The Middleton Mouse The catchiest tune ever played on the pipes, I've not heard it in ages.

you could meet us at the Lockhouse for a drinkie! Not been there in ages, next nice day I'm going to wander along for an irn bru.

I just watched "Watership Down" which I haven't seen since I was wee. After developing a liking for rabbits in the last 2 years curiosity got the better of me and I watched it again tonight. How in ****s name can that film be rated a "U"? I'm looking at an online review just now and the following info is offered... Sex & Nudity - None Violence and gore - Big fookin' huge list Profanity - Two "d" words. One use of the phrase "piss off." Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking - None Frightening/Intense Scenes - Another list

If I'd known it was happening I would have asked to meet somewhere else, it's just that Linlithgow is the handy "half-way" point between our towns of residence. Oh well, I doubt I'd have the luck to have the same thing happen again any time soon.

I didn't but I seen a few folk bump into and weave in and out of cars. Maddies!

I wonder how many of the 9,000 got to the finish, the way a few of them were cycling there's bound to have been a number that had accidents along the way.

Bloody cyclists on the road, ones that absolutely have to cycle beside their mate meaning they take up the cycle lane and 3 foot worth of road as well. Don't know what was going on in Linlithgow today but the place was full of them. Of course I'd picked today to drop off a fish (pet fish not an eating fish) to someone there. The damn bag started to leak so there was me in the car with fishy smelling water leaking all over my denims behind all these cyclists going up the road at 10mph. When I got out the car I had to explain that I... 1. Hadn't pissed myself 2. Didn't have a bladder infection The fish did make it safely to its new home thankfully.