Black and White Tragic

Higginbotham would be an excellent signing for any Championship team that figures out how to use him.

First question at the meeting, "can we afford Michael Tidser"? Always good to start with a little joviality to break the ice.

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These guys will not be sure if that's a bluff, or a double bluff coming from a Pars man. I say don't buy season tickets, shirts and don't protest either. Then once the current board are on their knees, make your offer to buy. Oh sorry, just been watching Suits. Get your banners out, have a protest outside the ground. Be peacefully hostile. Call yourselves Seaside Rebellion.

A big team like the Pars should maybe get into a bit of gazumping and do a bit of shopping whilst the play offs are going on instead of leaving it late like last summer. At least there are not many players we'll be gutted to lose. The players you want for winning League 1 are at Ayr United and Partick. Doubt they'd want to go to Falkirk though.

That's my tenner on for Falkirk to stay up via the play-offs, consolation of being a millionaire if it happens. In Zimbabwe.

You like the idea of one manager doing enough to relegate two clubs in a season? Some feat.

Mr Spence scored in 31 minutes.

This guy said he would grow a beard after the Pars last lost a goal and wouldn’t shave until they lost another.

Not sure about the atmoshpere, Sir Sean, but it’s a spectacle. If it’s good enough for Barca... ...or Barsha as you’d call them.

You’re a bit touchy.

Stop crying wolf, Bruce is the man given that he got in the swing of things right away. He’ll scare the living daylights out of these Championship defences. I’ll get ma hat an be awa before Skyline Drifter gets here...

Two Devines? Was he cloned before the window shut? What a thought.

Right on.

Callum will be a player, no doubt one of these ones that you’ll see scoring every other week, saying why did we let him go. How many times have we looked at the scorers in the other games where half the scorers used to play with us, but weren’t deemed good enough. I think he’d do well alongside Anderson from what I’ve seen. A player like Anderson needs watching and that may give whoever else is there more room.

The R word should be banned from this thread. The path of the Pars man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the playing budgets and the tyranny of Falkirk. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity buckets and good will write offs, shepherds the weak into the valley of East End, for he is truly an additional keeper and the finder of lost defenders. Aberdeen will send a striker down upon thee and with great vengeance and furious anger silence those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Hamish French when I lay My vengeance upon you. Amen.

...and already has a stalker.

No, the one on the Falkirk thread is worse.

Thought it was a wind up, hopefully we can use the £50,000 wisely.

Wright to Dundee then.

Is that a Falkirk saying?

Is there an example of a good Dunfermline swap deal?