Black and White Tragic

Yes, could put my lad in and rented out the other 3 rooms to pay for it. Someone’s already offered on it. Seems suspiciously cheap though.

Apologies, by serious I meant detailed content.

At last, a serious reply. Thanks. Budget is circa £80,000 and would take one bed if it ticked more boxes.

2 mile radius? So pretty much most of Dundee then?

Dundonald Court - a bit strange when you've looked at a schedule, Google the address later and see same pic with police tape round it.

This may be a more affordable option, but not sure my laddie will agree to it.

No can do. Not for me, my boy has already been offered and accepted.

I take it you mean this one or are there many? https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/video-nobody-trespasser-films-inside-dundee-murder-house/amp/ This is far bigger budget wise than my meagre salary can sustain.

Are you sure that's for sale, as I don't see a board. Looks like it has secure off street parking so it might be out of my budget.

After looking at Dundee properties I'd picked one out that was of interest (2 bed flat) but turned out it was scene of a murder a couple of years ago. Which areas are to be avoided and where are the more pleasant places to purchase? Thanks in advance. Needs to be walking distance from Dundee Uni. Send me links to desirable and non desirable properties if you wish.

I had a We Missed Out on Relegation Party, much to the chagrin of Tom English. Didn't invite anyone from Falkirk.

No his missus is a keeper...

Usually lack of popularity with opposition fans is not a bad thing, as it means you're maybe doing something well? I'm sure if he ends up at a Championship club he'll be a thorn in Dunfermline's side.

Better on Could I Lie to you than that Peep show garbage.

More angry Kingsley than mischevious Sammy if you do. Higgy is a player that feeds off the crowd and fickle Pars fans were latterly just not showing him the love. When he's on form, he wins games, if it's not working for him he's exposed as there's an expectancy for him to make the magic happen and bad touches instantly got the crowd on his case. There is a player there, trust me.

Higginbotham would be an excellent signing for any Championship team that figures out how to use him.

First question at the meeting, "can we afford Michael Tidser"? Always good to start with a little joviality to break the ice.

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These guys will not be sure if that's a bluff, or a double bluff coming from a Pars man. I say don't buy season tickets, shirts and don't protest either. Then once the current board are on their knees, make your offer to buy. Oh sorry, just been watching Suits. Get your banners out, have a protest outside the ground. Be peacefully hostile. Call yourselves Seaside Rebellion.

A big team like the Pars should maybe get into a bit of gazumping and do a bit of shopping whilst the play offs are going on instead of leaving it late like last summer. At least there are not many players we'll be gutted to lose. The players you want for winning League 1 are at Ayr United and Partick. Doubt they'd want to go to Falkirk though.

That's my tenner on for Falkirk to stay up via the play-offs, consolation of being a millionaire if it happens. In Zimbabwe.

You like the idea of one manager doing enough to relegate two clubs in a season? Some feat.

Mr Spence scored in 31 minutes.