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Set mishtergrolsch's neighbour's chickens on fire and throw them through his window.
edit: I mean garage guy's window. Or Christmas decorations guy's window. Not mishtergrolsch's window. Unless he's done something to deserve it.
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20 hours ago, GordonD said:
When we were preparing for a major computer upgrade we were working unusually late one night and the cleaning guy came in and started wiping the desks round the stuff we had lying there. To be fair he wasn't the brightest of guys and wasn't sure how to deal with people occupying desks he cleaned when they were empty. We told him not to bother and he thought he'd been given a row, so went off to tell his boss. She came in to defend him but we explained we hadn't been having a go at him. Must have got through though because he only cleaned the vacant desks after that.
Many places I've worked at have had the cleaners come in during the working day. Maybe they charge more to come in outside of office hours. It's always fun trying to work on some deadline with a hoover droning away behind me or my desk randomly being sprayed and wiped.
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Maradona all day long. Literally won the World Cup on his own. The other 10 stayed in the changing room.
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Livi have got a plastic everything.
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1 hour ago, Monkey Tennis said:
I can think of few noises I'd like listening to less. The cries of loved ones enduring torture perhaps? Still not sure.
The cawing of seagulls grates pretty quickly.
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I'll predict a 3-2 win for the Mighty.
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Is there any conceivable universe where he isn't one?
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8 minutes ago, Cerberus said:
I went to lunch with a colleague today and he spend 10 minutes telling me and about 10 other people in the sandwich shop how his 6 year old son has a whopping penis.
Was he the kind of guy who as a child used to run round the playground bragging "my dad's bigger than your dad"?
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20 minutes ago, ICTChris said:
My colleague followed up this by setting up a meeting for 7pm tonight to discuss this issue again. So he set up a meeting before he got into the office then for after he'd left the office. In addition, everyone working on this project will be out of the office so they'd either have to work late or log in from home. Sometimes in our role you have to have meetings at different times but there has to be a justification for it, absolutely none in this instance. Pure slopey-shouldering.
Brutal stuff.
If he's scheduling meetings for a time when he won't be around, can't you just hold the meeting and in his absence assign him all the least pleasant jobs?
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Who cares?
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An attractive young French girl on an international internship has just started at our place. She can't be a day over 20 or 21 years old and she likes to sit near me in the lunch room because, unlike my oafish colleagues, I can remember a handful of things from getting an A in Standard Grade French.
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I'm hoping for a high-scoring draw, 4-4 or 5-5 with Levein to be found still sitting in the dugout long after the final whistle, having succumbed to premature old age.
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When's the last time we had a manager "signed" by a "bigger" club? Was it Craigie Broon going to Aberdeen?
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I don't know if Roy Keane has any footballing sons, but naturally I hope Haaland ends up playing against one or all of them.
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Can people who buy the Sun actually read or do they just look at the pictures?
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Were you shaving her at the time?
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11 hours ago, Shandon Par said:
I met him at the till in What Every Woman Wants in Ayr when I was a kid. Pretty starstruck tbh.
But how did you feel?
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Supporters of clubs with plastic pitches seem awfully defensive of plastic pitches.
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Aberdeen can't change from grass. What would the sheep eat?
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26 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:
What it its gazpacho?
Send it back to be warmed up.
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2 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:
Can't agree with that, poisoning innocent animals.
Thank you.
Probably a more pleasant fate than what the lowlife neighbour has in mind for them, tbf.
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People who needlessly waste the restaurant's time should be charged extra on their bill.
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Or that guy in Italy (?) who leapt over the advertising hoardings in celebration only to realise there was a sheer drop of several feet on the other side.
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Do you have short-term memory problems or something? Is there a reason you can't put the conversation on pause?
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Sent home from school for haircut
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Don't council registry offices have policies against giving small humans incredibly stupid names?