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Lean urn me.
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1 hour ago, Dee Man said:
I hope you ran about cupping your ears when you scored.
In fact, I will be sorely disappointed if footballers don't do this to the empty stands if games get played behind closed doors. In fact again, did fat Ronaldo do that at one point or have I just made that up?
Yep, I think they should be jumping over the advertising boards, arms aloft, right up to the front of the empty terraces/stands. Nodding their heads and taking the acclaim. Should even be giving it the "get-it-right-up-ye" if they score in front of where the opposition fans would normally be! #scenes
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1 minute ago, highlandcowden said:
which part of the "only 3 of any items per customer" thing did he not understand?
I'm guessing the fact that he normally picks up a handful at time, he didn't give it a second thought.
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6 minutes ago, Snafu said:
I heard and read various accounts of restrictions to buy only two or three items of the one product at supermarkets and small store not working, some people are still doing what they want. Stores having 30 minute queues and not enough staff to police the restrictions at the tills, staff being intimidated by customers etc.
Pal was in TESCO today and in his basket (amongst other items) were 4 snack cereal bars - had to put one back!!!
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1 hour ago, senorsoupe said:
And he's been re-downgraded to dead
Bloody VAR
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3 hours ago, Mon_The_Fife said:
That’s us (NZ) shut the border to anyone who isn’t a citizen or permanent resident. I went to the local supermarket today in Auckland and the place was mental. My Saturday football has been canned now too, things are starting to ramp up over here as much as the UK, and I do feel for my gran who lives alone back in Scotland who isn’t going to have any visitors for the foreseeable.
pics?
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Poor Emu.
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Former pastry chef to a somewhat pasty chef no doubt.
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On 04/03/2020 at 14:35, coprolite said:
Remember to take a load of toilet rolls and hand sanitiser too.
.FTFY
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21 hours ago, peasy23 said:
In a plot twist that took even him by surprise, novelist Clive Cussler dies at age 88.
A Deep Six for poor Clive.
Got nearly all of the Dirk Pitt novels up in the attic somewhere. RIP.
I note elsewhere that the world's oldest man has died...again. That title seems to be a bit of a poisoned chalice tbh.
(Chitetsu Watanabe, 112, passed away at a nursing home in his native of Joetsu, Niigata Prefecture in northern Japan)
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13 minutes ago, The DA said:
Hosni Mubarak, anyone?
Hosni....alive....then he wasnae!
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Kirk Douglas going means I've now had 5 hits
from my 2016 list.
Unfortunately, they started popping off from 2018 onwards.
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39 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
I always see these folk and think "maybe it's me that's mad?" and that I'm missing something obvious. We're not going to get there any quicker.
I assumed it was because they didn't like the idea of having to put their luggage at the other end of the plane from where they were sitting. You end up being right at the coos tail when disembarking 'cos no bugger will pass your case back.
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As far as food goes - Broccoli and Cauliflower - I can't get over the texture. Don't mind them blended in a vegetable soup but not raw/steamed. Also butter beans - i've gagged trying to get those swallowed (insert Kenneth Williams gif)
Away from foodstuffs - I have a bit of a panic about using public loos for a "sit down" visit. I've seen me almost double over with stomach pain rather than use a toilet in a pub or on a train. As I've aged, I have relaxed a bit but still not great. (apologies to anyone eating their lunch and reading this)
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one "waffer thin mint" too many?
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5 hours ago, Aim Here said:
Folk Singer David Olney rounded off his act with a Tommy Cooper impersonation, by having a fatal heart attack onstage.
not much of a live performance.
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2 minutes ago, Marshmallo said:
Why would anyone do that unless it's a job which requires a driving license?
30+ years since i put a CV together - seemed like the thing to do. I suppose my thinking was, if you're sending it out to any number of local employers, you try and cover every base.
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8 minutes ago, throbber said:
Why would they automatically assume you would put that information on a cv? Strange thing for you to get angry about.Thought everyone put their driving status on a CV?
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16 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:
While nobody picked anyone who's already dead this year....
I'm always amazed at some of the names that are picked and are still alive... I'm convinced (until checking their wiki page) that some of them died years ago...Henry Kissinger, Tommy Docherty and Olivia De Havilland.
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My team of immortals remains the same for the 4th consecutive year. Was submitted last week.
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Martin Peters subbed off in extra time. I picked the wròng world cup winners for my team.
and I picked the wrong 1970 squad members.
Think that’s as close to a point as I’ve got in 4 years of DP0 -
Domino shuffles off at age 78.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/claudine-auger-dead-james-bond-21132110
1st French Bond girl. ooh-la-lah
Tried to get some domino type pun in but I’m drawing a blank blank.0
The Pie and Bovril Dead Pool 2020
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Holy f**k. It’s actually happening!
From Twitter...
“Best wishes to Norman Hunter who is battling Covid-19. Great player (1st PFA player of year) and a gent to deal with since”.
1st hit in 4 years incoming.
Obviously wishing him a speedy recovery at the same time.