pittsburgh phil

Quick DBP update - he's currently riding his admin desk apparently and desires to know what YOU are up to.

After further investigation the excess all areas panto videos simply consist of an off camera DBP asking various members of the cast 'Who are you and what do you do?', followed by a short reply of who they are and what they do. It's either off the chart minimalist auterism at work or extremely disappointing and unimaginative. There is no middle ground here. He also intriguingly says that he has no less than 2 TV shows in the pipeworks - one about game shows and one about ventriloquists and their sinister puppets. He needed his wife to remind him of this as he's obviously been so busy with panto in Hoddeston and running his mobile disco that it slipped his mind. Some boy!

He certainly seems keen for people to contact him in his office (from 10am onwards). Maybe he just wants a chat, as you say he doesn't specify why. Someone on here should give him a bell. His harrowing meat(less) pie incident has an almost existential quality to it. He's not afraid to ask the big questions that's for sure. He's also filmed a series of short videos giving a tantalising insight as to just what goes on behind the scenes at some provincial panto or other he's been in. If that doesn't get him back on CBBC I don't know what will. At least he has Fantastic Beats And Where To Find Them to fall back on.* *Available for hire. Call him at his office (after 10am).

It was the US commentary. Ronald McIntosh just popped up a couple of times between rounds to plug the DeGale Eubank fight and to apologise for Broner's potty mouth.

He's a ginger?

A real cracker of a story, one to tell the grandkids.

One time kids TV gunge enthusiast Dave Benson Phillips' twitter feed is funny, weird, and somehow quietly moving in equal measures. He seems to have taken to soup making to keep him sane after TV work dried up - blaming this on a false rumour that he had died, has set up his own mobile DJ business called 'Fantastic Beats And Where To Find Them', recently injured his left arm through overuse (unspecified), and has sent out a series of increasingly desperate pleas for modelling balloons (now resolved). It's compelling stuff.

I swear you could see his skull through the cut, was a nasty one. Broner's gonna Broner, the guy's deluded.

ITV4 coming up with the goods next Sat too! Thurman vs Lopez 1am.

Pac on points by a wide margin. Anything else is scandalous.

Pac is a country mile ahead on points, Broner will need a stoppage now.

That rattled Broner alright!

It's free on ITV4, programme starts at 2am

Hardly.

This. Had me in stitches!

Cash machine

Hand relief? Just sayin', I'm not offering...

Was just going to say the same thing.

Treanor was a great player for St Johnstone.

A truly strange film.

If true this could only be bettered by the clatty b*****d belting out Sweet Caroline at the top of his voice as he pinched one out.

An elderly aunt of my dad's once gave me a Stanley knife, I would've been around ten at the time. No idea why.

TBF pretty much sums up St Johnstone in the John McClelland era - shite in the cup, useless in the league too.

Certainly was for the children's entertainer at my wee nephew's birthday party. An impressive yet misjudged trick.

With the recent judging etc he could have been rounds to the good in some folks' eyes. Agree he was whaling quite a bit mind.