I have re-named Benburb FC 'Govan true-blue Athletic 1690' and demanded the resignation of their entire board. I expect full press coverage to reflect the heritage of the Govan area.
Blimey: who taught you English? Rovers have had two title wins, three promotions, a 7-2 win v Airdrie, relegated Forfar in Coatbridge, a challenge cup semi and a Scottish cup quarter final. Yeah, really bumping around at the bottom indeed...