Sweet Pete

No friendlies played yet. Higginbotham and Balatoni are still at the club technically, but they've been told to find new clubs, so we must assume they'll be away before the league games start.

I had something like that over Christmas. Couldn't walk for days. Was agony.

I don't like to be caught out.

You should've told him to get it done in comic sans.

The things you want to share thread is currently on page 1869 in a clear tribute to Scotland's oldest professional football club, Kilmarnock FC.

It's been rumoured / reported that we've been after Armstrong for a while now. If we sign him I will predict he'll score some goals for us. I will not predict how many goals, nor what impact those goals would have on our league position, but still, yeah, goals.

Don't you dare try and take this away from me. I need these trivial reassurances to stop me from going mental. Well, more mental.

^^^ this

Do dogs eat wine gums? If she did that, it would give me the runs as I fucking love wine gums.

Last night I saw her. I was forced to. Her indoors was outdoors for a change so me and Pete Jnr were home alone with the twa dugs (her fucking dugs, no' ma fuckin' dugs!). The wee fulla was knackered so put him to bed early and sat my fat arse down on the sofa to relax when mutt number 1 starts whining like f**k. Tried ignoring it but it wasn't stopping and it was obvious he needed out. Usually they don't get their last walk until 10 or so and this was only the back of 8, I'd been planning to take them out once the wife was home. So as he was sleeping and I didn't want to do a McCann, nor did I want the dug to shite the floor, in desperation I chapped next door and asked her to sit in mine for five minutes. I made sure the dug shat as quick as possible for fear I'd return to find the locks changed and her squatting in my house, raising my son as her own. Hadn't seen her otherwise for some time now, which was nice. Now that I've been forced into contact with her though it'll likely be a way for her to try and speak to us more often again.

I do often wear trousers, yes. Also jeans frequently and occasionally shorts. If lounging at home I mainly wear jogging bottoms. At formal events I will occasionally be found in a kilt. Thanks for your interest in my sartorial decisions.

I got one when the wee man was born, knowing full well how wanky it looks and despite my wife insisting she didn't want it, because I'm a paranoid wreck of a man.

Don't let them get to you, Doyle. I've got a tattoo along my arm commemorating Dumbarton's nil-nil draw with Alloa in 2010. It reads "18/09/10, Time For A Pie". Keep your chin up, hen.

You go, girl.

Speaking of terrible fullbacks, where did Darryl Westlake eventually end up? We seemed to release him without announcement.

Isn't it a word for poor person's trade, like peasant?

^^^ never seen my tattoos

Crippled? What exactly have you heard, wee man?

Looked a very promising attacking right back when he broke into first team under Shiels but it went stale for him before long and he became utterly hopeless, a defensive liability. It was the right move for him to leave and I was intrigued when he signed for Kirky Rob Roy. Might come good if his spell in the Juniors has gotten him hungry again, but if he picks up where he left off with Killie you'll shite yourself every time a winger runs at him.

£tranraer

They're going to pish that league.

Eoin, I hope the tattooist's needle gives you AIDS for that abomination. No offence like.

With the greatest respect, Stranraer have about 7 fans, how are they funding this squad? Weren't they at death's door a few seasons ago when their external funding was pulled? Are they getting external funding again from somewhere?

LOL @ that c**t's erm.

Between Slater's development fee and the UEFA payment for Magennis' involvement with Norn Iron, that's a few bob due into the coffers.