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  1. Bert Raccoon

    Hates when Jeremy Kyle tries to preted he's human by having sick kids on his show.

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    2. Bert Raccoon

      Bert Raccoon

      Interesting.

    3. ~~~

      ~~~

      and i'm the other part. Can you guess which one of us is the arse end?

    4. Bert Raccoon

      Bert Raccoon

      ba doom tish

  2. Bert Raccoon

    Who the f**k is Yogi Hughes?

    1. Tryfield

      Tryfield

      Who?

    2. aye casino

      aye casino

      a w****r

    3. Bert Raccoon

      Bert Raccoon

      A useless w****r at that.

  3. Bert Raccoon

    Flat tidied, now time for a pint.

    1. Savage Henry

      Savage Henry

      I'm going to go for a pint as well. Just for the hell of it. No better kind of pint, if you ask me. Except for the pint you really, really need on a hot day.

    2. Bert Raccoon

      Bert Raccoon

      The best pints are the unplanned ones.

    3. Mak

      Mak

      Hope you enjoyed your pint, Bert.

  4. Bert Raccoon

    April's shaping up to be a fantastic month. Rachel's birthday, Accies in the Ramsden's Cup Final and The Dandy Warhols are playing!

    1. Mak

      Mak

      Say happy birthday to Rachel for me, Bert.

    2. Bert Raccoon

      Bert Raccoon

      Sure will!

  5. Bert Raccoon

    That T In The Park line up is dire.

    1. Mak

      Mak

      You tell 'em, Bert.

  6. Bert Raccoon

    So i get left in charge at work and within fifteen minutes of getting in someone phones in sick, so that's six members if staff, three off sick and one on holiday. This should be fun.

    1. Gaz

      Gaz

      You've no luck, this has happened three times in the past week!

    2. GordieBoy80

      GordieBoy80

      You ever thought that it might be you ?

  7. Bert Raccoon

    40 cans of Tennents purchased for Rockness!

    1. Saints Bevy Squad

      Saints Bevy Squad

      cockness more like

    2. Bert Raccoon

      Bert Raccoon

      Good one.

  8. Bert Raccoon

    Cracking day out, now time for a Tandoori Mix Grill, a few beers and a film.

    1. Saints Bevy Squad

      Saints Bevy Squad

      the golf !?!

  9. Bert Raccoon

    If Chelsea or Arsenal win I get a free pint. Its going to be a draw isn't it?

    1. Highlandmagyar

      Highlandmagyar

      Enjoy your pint!

  10. Bert Raccoon

    A few wee drinks with Rachel Hunter

    1. Enigma

      Enigma

      Say Hi. Love Enigma.

  11. Bert Raccoon

    Time for a Batman marathon.

    1. Tryfield

      Tryfield

      Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner...

  12. Bert Raccoon

    This time next week we'll be on our way to Bestival!

    1. RobBairn1876

      RobBairn1876

      The what?

  13. Bert Raccoon

    Dinner!

    1. dane-don

      dane-don

      At half 7? Sickening. Hang your head in shame

  14. Bert Raccoon

    Weather like this makes me want to be sitting in a field with an ice cold beer. Roll on Rockness.

  15. Bert Raccoon

    Seven more hours of work then I'm on holiday!

    1. Mak

      Mak

      Have a good holiday, Bert.

  16. Bert Raccoon

    Can't believe it's been fourteen years since I first saw The Dandy Warhols at The Garage! Really can't wait for tonight.

    1. Mak

      Mak

      Enjoy, Bert.

  17. Bert Raccoon

    Cannot wait for Warhols on Thursday!

    1. Mak

      Mak

      Have fun, Bert.

  18. Bert Raccoon

    Wow, I just got a txt informing me I'm due over three and a half grand for an accident that never actually happened. Lucky me.

    1. JamboMikey

      JamboMikey

      Me too!!!

  19. Bert Raccoon

    Tickets bought for The Ramsden's Cup Final. Should be a good day out.

    1. Saints Bevy Squad

      Saints Bevy Squad

      all 9 of you :)

  20. Bert Raccoon

    Pretty glad I've decided against leeds this year, nothing really on that line up that would tempt me.

    1. .Stuart.

      .Stuart.

      The lineup is boggin'

  21. Bert Raccoon

    Feels strange not getting ready to buy Leeds tickets tonight.

    1. buddie06smfc

      buddie06smfc

      Do you usually dress up to buy things off the internet?

  22. Bert Raccoon

    Justice were outstanding tonight. Can't wait to see them again over the summer.

    1. Mak

      Mak

      Glad you had a good time, Bert.

  23. Bert Raccoon

    Watching the Justice DVD getting ready for tomorrow night. Cannot fuckin wait!

    1. Mak

      Mak

      Yass! Get it watched for the lads, Bert.

  24. Bert Raccoon

    The final month of my 20s. Don't really know what I want to do for my 30th. Can't be bothered with a party so probably a big night out on the piss.

    1. Highlandmagyar

      Highlandmagyar

      Ah well youve got ten years to think about it!!!

  25. Bert Raccoon

    GTA, Daft Punk, Tennents and Giant Milkybar Buttons.

    1. HPC

      HPC

      Sounds a good afternoon

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