Bonksy+HisChristianParade

Excellent choice. I've done zero work this year in Business. I studied for about half an hour before my exams last semester and got As. That tactic doesn't work as well for Law though... QM Halls are really good as well. I stay in Murano and I sort of wish I stayed in QM. If you were to stay in Murano then make sure it's a large mixed flat and not a small one. I have a small flat and this semester it's three girls and me, which isn't ideal. QM are slightly more expensive iirc, but are much nicer and it also means you tend to get a lot of posher girls there. Posh girls are hot and dirty, which is a winning combination I'm sure you'll agree.

Back from skiing in Austria and it's shite to be home. I miss this song in particular.

I do. The most excellent of days, IMO.

Why do people in Scotland (and all over the world) celebrate St.Patrick's Day? People continually asking me last night why I wasn't wearing green was quite annoying. Maybe it's because I'm not Irish and have no connection to Ireland whatsoever? I'd want to celebrate St.David's Day but no one seems up for that for some reason.

Dancing to "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" just isn't my idea of a good night. I refuse to apologise for this.

QMU > GUU. Apart from Cheesy Pop. It's absolutely horrendous.

I finish on the 4th. Not bad.

There's a guy at Glasgow Uni who plays in the 6-a-side league and wears the same full St.Mirren kit every single week. I also played football against a guy wearing St.Mirren shorts. Resisted the urge to kick him.

People like McKee make you realise how lucky you are to have control over your bodily functions.

Not sure, but it seems to be a world-wide phenomenon.

This absolute LAD removed me as a friend on Facebook after I commented on one of his shite statuses. He then removed jamamafegan4 and several other of my friends for absolutely no reason. No big loss, tbh. Fucking gimp.

Link?

My favourite section was number 4 but to be honest I enjoyed all of them.

lol

No you can't. Suffer.

Apparently everyone has to get it at some point. Awful, awful news.

People who talk during lectures. It's rude - both to other students and to the lecturer. Its not exactly difficult to refrain from talking for around 50 minutes. Furthermore, people who start packing their stuff away, rustling papers, or putting their jackets on 5 minutes before the lecture ends and therefore cumulatively making a noise which makes it almost impossible for others to hear what the lecturer is saying. I remember in school if people did this the teachers used to get these selfish dicks telt. Even if there was a minute of the class remaining before the bell went, the teacher would make them take their jacket back off, only for the bell to go just as they'd taken it off and they'd groan and grumble and have to put it straight back on again. This was extremely satisfying.

People who have Timeline are the most annoying thing on Facebook. If I see someone has Timeline I never look on their page again.

The Loft is fucking excellent. Love The Loft.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABzMAuI1vj0

I used to be of the opinion that all McDonalds were of roughly the same standard. I was wrong. The one in Maryhill is horrific. All the staff are complete pig humans (half pig/half human).

Quite an exciting situation you've gotten yourself into. Let me know how it turns out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0FiIJXfoK8 Dunno if this has already been posted. "You're the worst Vader!"

Soldiers should be paid more than footballers because they are so heroic, fighting to save our country.

What annoys me is when people from other countries go on about how much better things are over there. My German flatmate does this ALL the time.