Bonksy+HisChristianParade

The poster jamamafegan4 once took this weirdo bird to a game and they sat in the old folk's end with The Ghost of Jim Morton.

Genuinely asked me "Who's winning the Euro Cup at the moment?".

My girlfriend calls the Euros "The Euro Cup". Arsehole.

It's from Geordie Shore I think. My cousin was recently tagged in photos with James out of Geordie Shore doing that gay pose in a nightclub.

Those "lost all my numbers!!!" events. Not attending.

Got an A5 for Marketing despite a shite essay, B3 for Family Law and a C2 for SISL (also despite an awful group essay where we scored a D3 ). For POPO I've been given a MV...

You look severely malnourished in your profile picture.

I posted that video on my mate's Facebook wall who attends St.Andrews Uni but it was swiftly deleted as he knows someone in the video.

Finished my exams today. I thought I did really well in one, alright in another, and fucking shite in my last one. Oh well.

Just saw the blind boy out of Big Brother a few years ago next to the Glasgow Uni library. Absolutely starstruck.

I remember when I first started playing one of my mates was given a 54 handicap at the island which he could never play to. His net scores still used to be similar to someone with a 20 handicap's gross. He was truly terrible.

Is that a new course record?!

Agreed. Or you walk past and it's just dozens of people on Facebook or playing games.

Agreed. What a fucking weirdo.

I've decided to start playing again this summer as I'll likely be bored out of my mind on my days off. I quit a few years ago when I was down to around a 20 handicap, although I was still at school and I had little patience at the time and got frustrated really easily. I then played a several times a couple of weeks ago and surprisingly I shot some alright scores. My target is to be down to 15 by the end of the summer. Also, apparently my driver has become "illegal". WTF.

Might be alright if you're feeding the world's smallest man.

Oh dear. This is what you can look forward to at Loft on a Friday -

Nightmare. City is probably the "best" place to go on a Friday. I think it's terrible. I believe The Loft is over 21's on a Friday. I'm not sure how busy it'll be, probably quite quiet. There is also Zoo. Which is aptly named. I would advise against going there. Last time I was there some junkie woman came up to me and said that her mate would only pull my mate if he gave her some drugs. This generous offer was declined.

The Loft on a Thursday night.

Definitely too much porn. Typical. Alternatively, buying a Tesco Value laptop may be the source of the problem.

If Hearts win then I am going on a European jaunt and therefore Hearts have my wholeHEARTed support. Plus, Greggy Wallace supports them, and who can argue with that?

Yeah , it's still the same. I would also like to point out that your class will be full of Eastern Europeans and no one will ever attend lectures. Tutorials in first year are an absolute joke as well.