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Played really well again yesterday. We should be able to demand a good fee for him.

toot toot !!!!! later gator ! Carol

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My wife has just told me I shouldn't be sitting in the living room (although she prefers to call it the lounge) in just my pants. Bloody Snob

Carol is like a dog in heat around David. It actually makes me cringe.

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Jane Torvill would

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"A View To A Kill" is one of the worst Bond films

you could be right. They both have a link they recommend I should click on to enhance my twitter experience.

I joined twitter about a week ago. Logged back on this morning to find I have two followers 1. A tidy looking blonde burd from Australia. (my wife is not impressed) 2. Someone who lives in Peurto Rico. I can't what sex as there is no picture and the name gives nothing away. Are these people real? Is it some kind of Virus? Why the hell would they want to follow me I haven't tweeted anything yet? Are they stalkers? Should I block them?

45k is a joke for Farid. I know they can get him for nothing at the end of the season but with us still with a slim chance of promotion he is surely worth a lot more to us.

It was ZACK !!!!! Never seen that coming. I'm sad i know but I've been watching a bit of Emerdale lately.

right then, I think I've got all that.

Was thinking today i remember seeing Casualty advertising the up coming series and it was starring David Wicks. So I presume this means that he won't be around Albert Square long due to other commitments. I wonder if wee rubber face manages to bump him off in the next few weeks. Also I was trying to remember what Beale's beef was with David, Am I right in thinking he impregnated Cindy and one of Beale's kids is David's? Where are his kids at the moment anyway?

ffs they are dragging out Pat's death. This will be one of those piano finishes tonight with Pat clutching a picture of Frank Butcher as she takes her last breath. Janine has a bun in the oven too. That would be one kid I would feel sorry for.

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Proud To Be A Bairn

I have 12 bottles of Miller Draft. The best before end date is 30/12/11. If I wait to drink it tomorrow night will this make me even more ill on sunday morning?

Were the dustbin men on holiday today? They didn't bother emptying my or my neighbour's bins.

In Emerdale I reckon it was Debbie's boyfriend (the one with the fish eyes) that battered Cain. Just had to share that random fact the wife is fed up listening to me.

Watching Alex Crawford: A Year to Remember on Sky Atlantic at the moment. What a year it was alright

Pat looks like she could be dead soon and I really couldn't care less. How anyone would pay to have sex with that god knows.