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While it might need the odd pint or so it's unfortunately 6 wids from me. Edit: Actually make that 5 unless the 6th has a powershower.

Embarrassing Bodies Live. Yeah we all have problems but who the f**k would want to show their genital warts etc live on national TV?

Well done for balancing out the 'agenda' by going too far in the opposite direction. I think Saints were the better team but we were unlucky on a couple of occasions.

While not disagreeing completely he did seem to be a little uptight when he battered the ball of Ciftci's head when he had just won a free kick.

Emptied and on the boycott list.

Do did Davie Moyes.

Who will be celebrating at this point tomorrow? I suspect around 28 minutes will be the time for the first goal.

At least that's the first 'piss stop' location for the bus journey confirmed.

She looks like she could comfortably accommodate both teams.... Nervous as everyone else about tomorrow. The only thing I will say is that this would be one of the few occasions where I would only be 98.7% gutted if we lose - it would be good for the St Johnstone fans to win one finally and seal the title of the 'proper' Saints in Scottish football. I hope we can get somewhere sorted for pre-match drinks - apparently our potential destination has fallen through due to licensing issues

Going to have to walk

Have to admit I'm pleased from a Utd point of view but I can't help but feel sorry for the lad in what would have been his first cup final Cup Final Disaster for May

Watch closely - he misses.

Who the f**k voted for St Johnstone to win and pushed them ahead on percentages? It was sitting nicely at level percentages until that point which was helping to harbour a friendly edge to the game.

^ ^ Quick worker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgTzWxxYjQM

£30 isn't ideal but it certainly wouldn't make me miss this game!

Is it worth a rousing rendition of 'Who the f**k is Stevie May' on or around the 17th minute mark?

<Stares forlornly into the empty keep net> Would the insertion of an operative 'if' help?

Do the Saintees think that getting pumped in the their first Scottish Cup Final will obliterate the good feeling built up in reaching the final or will you be happy just to have reached it?

Could all Aberdeen fans please leave the building.