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Everyone loves a ‘circus freak show’. Laughing is good for the soul.

I think we’d all struggle to ‘finish’ on that. The impressive bit was getting started.

You can order Monster Munch on just eat? Everday’s a school day.

@Nae Union has. I’ve seen the leaked sex tape. The man’s a stallion.

Why does Kris Boyd always have the look of a man waiting for important mail but his postie still hasn’t been by 12.30pm?

Wait…..you’re her hubby? There’s somebody for everyone but fucking hell mate.

Ok, 3-3 draw. Bonus point to be awarded to the winner of ‘the battle of Glasgow green the night before the actual fucking game you fuckwits’. Bonus point awarded to the side that can prove the “we made someone lick a dogshit” claim.

Have a word. Surely 22 man brawl and game abandoned?

Hallmark of a wrongun footballer? Tearing a perfectly good pair of socks. It’ll be gone soon enough, just like the nasal strips.

Doubt it. He looks like the kind of guy that struggles to remember things. Like staring straight ahead.

Does anyone know what competition Lundstram won to get a game for rangers?

I want. Nay. Demand my 22 man brawl.

21 seconds before I got to go ……to the subway

…….and their mum has stuck to this story……..

Is Silva made of cheap crockery from a pound shop? I’d be asking for change out of that pound. Embarrassing stuff.

Rangers fans seem to have lost their “battle fever”. Whatever the f**k that weird shit means.

Subway staff right now

I’m bored, standard of football is pretty shocking from both teams. 22 man brawl please.

You can just tell, with every misplaced rangers pass, that the bears are itching to get the boo’s started.

They’re famously very smelly. Their own club said so a few years back so they’re not so much covering their faces as covering their noses. https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/scottish/smelly-celtic-fan-leads-club-to-issue-letter-to-supporters-reminding-them-to-wash-10503409.html

Did I miss some sort of massive discount on the purchase of alcohol tonight?

I’m away to bed to dream about Ayr United being Barcelona. Some of you seem to be awake and think we’re Barcelona.

I guess/know I’m in the massive minority but I love McAllister. Yes, he’s limited but by f**k the boy cares. A lot of the squad could do with a bit of McAllister in them. Starter when needed, excellent versatile squad player.

Wid…….not spill your pint.

In the time honoured pie and bovril tradition, pics or gtf.