I can't mind if it's been mentioned but why the f**k do burds wear shoes they can't walk in?
If I was to cripple myself with my shoe choices I would seriously review them. Not burds though, no. They want to be unable to walk 300 yards or to do so at the pace of a fucking snail cos we previously walked 200 yards an hour ago.
I get a red neck when asking a taxi to take us less than a kilometer.