Bibby

Didny know you were just a bambino Smurph. I am spellbound.

I use three different ones, but you'll never be able to guess them.

I have that Mr. P, but the TSB want you to remember so many passwords and security questions it's not worth its while. I get a text from them every friday telling me of my last ten transactions anyway.

Cheers. Will get a bank statement through on Friday to make sure anyway. Africa.

How long does it take to withdraw funds from my betting account into my actual bank account? (It's William Hill, btw) Thaaanks.

Spending the day at hospital getting wee bits of metal removed from my right eye, Jumping for joy.

I had a look at their squad that won the UEFA Cup in '99. How the mighty have fallen indeed.

After sitting in last night eating pastachio nuts and watching BBC4, I have nothing planned for tonight either.

The game's in Dalgety Bay so you never know...

We've entered a team into a local seven-a-side league. Our first game is on Sunday and our nice new shiny strips arrived this morning: As long as we don't play against a team of Afghans or Chechen rebels we should get away with it.

Did XBL ever find the consistency he was always looking for?

Pfft, one man's Justin Bieber is another man's Reese Witherspoon.

One man's Holly Willoughby is another man's Reese Witherspoon...

tbh, anyone who trties to write '11' in small letters should be considered mental.

If I knew there was a cheese toasty machine, I'd be there every Saturday night! There was, however, a hot dog vendor going around the club at 2am, which was impressive.

I was in Studio 25 a few saturday's ago, thought it was brilliant. Music was awesome.

Take the steering wheel off your knob then.

Oh without a doubt, the pies at Bayview are somewhere in-between toenails and smegma, but the Bovril there is different gravy.

Sounds about right. East Fife do a no-too-shabby one on a brisk day also.

Just like yours?: Phoenix, The Dunipace, Denny nr Falkirk Apprentice Pun Merchant for P&B Ltd. (2006 - ) Tasks included making second-rate, out-dated innuendos during conversations/arguments on PTTGOYN and RTBC. Anything from milk to butterbeans, I'm your man for cheap and predictable patter. References: XBL

Don't worry, Karma will prevail.