Bibby

Been working on the first of the new Supercarriers for the Royal Navy (HMS Queen Elizabeth) for the past three months now. If these contracts get scrapped it's gonna be a colossal waste of material!

Up and coming Chilean actor Gonzalo Olave was tragically killed in a motorcycle accident. Seems like it was only yesterday. R.I.P, Gonzalo. xx Gonzalo Olave 1983 - 2009

You can take the boy out of Methil...

Kiwififer is a pimp?!

Definite rigor mortis.

Bon Jovi Keep the Faith

How close is Tenerife to Glasgow? Nah, in all seriousness I'm gald to be out the country when this is all happening. Unless the Pope does something dramatic and startling like tightrope-walking the Royal Mile or doing wheelies in his Popemobile across the Maybury roundabout I'll be glad I was away.

Flying with Ryaniar tomorrow.

Neil Diamond Cracklin' Rosie Two Neil Diamond songs is more than enough. I'm gonna change.

Neil Diamond Forever in Blue Jeans

Any Dumbarton/Stenhousemuir fans, or anyone for that matter, be able to tell me who will likely be the starting captains for the game tomorrow? Thaks in advance.

Happy Birthday TwisteH!

Major fajita sweats.

Just cut my nails whilst on the throne. That's the difference, lads.

Why do ghosts have an obsession with the top of the stairs?

I honestly don't know why everyone seems to have a hatred of Charlie Nicholas, Andy Gray and Alan Hansen. I think they're fantastic for TV. Take them away and who do we have left? Paul Jewell and Gerry Francis. That's who.

I've seen them three times this season and been very impressed each time. Agree with you though that Dunfermline will come through in long run.

What price were Raith to win the league at the start of the season?

f**k me, that's unbailevable!

I dislocated my kneecap in PE and was offered a plaster. Still can't fathom that one. edit: Totally unrelated, but I hate how people add 'gate' to something to emphasise controversy. For example, 'Bloodgate', or 'Grannygate'. Very annoying.

French Onion soup with wee bits of toasted/roasted cheese in it! Super-duper.

Carrot and Coriander soup was the first meal I ever learned to make. However, imo, Tattie n' Leek soup is the cat's pyjamas.

Well it's not for me to say whether you should watch it or not. Might be to some folks' taste. It got three stars in The Sun today. Four more than I would've given it.

My point exactly. If Mickey Rourke had a wider role, he would've been the main man I reckon. Solid actor but was hardly used. Stallone and Jet Li are awful in this as leading actors. Statham is the best out of a bad bunch. FFS, I'm still not sure if Stone Cold and Dolph Lundgren are goodies or baddies!

Ali G eventually gets to the stage where you have to watch it through your fingers. Expendables is right from the off. Nah, in all seriousness it's a pretty OTT action film. I've seen better script-writing and screenplay in a nativity play.