Doctor Chist

There's been a major bust up between Pressley and Smith. He'll never kick another ball for us.

The Shanghai Shuffle occasionally produces a few worthy pictures.

The Martell - Falkirk's finest.

Brewdog Punk IPA. It's not cheap but it's rather pleasant.

I hated the checkerboard shirt at the time but I think it's actually quite smart. It was a ridiculous idea for the home shirt but I don't think anyone would have objected to it being used as an away or 3rd option.

I'd have left it out too but I suppose the club are only interested in which one sells the most. That one has always been popular amongst fans.

He's the worst full back we've ever had. Edit: and he's a complete p***k to boot.

They Council has spent millions knocking down the flats at Inver and Birnam court and replacing them withe modern terraced housing. They've punted a lot of the undesirables down to Grangemouth and theyve moved low income working families into the new houses which has improved the area.

Fort William is a shithole. It's Grangemouth with a better view.

Falkirk's former goalkeeper - Darren Hill - injured himself jumping through a plate glass door in Skinflats whilst off his head on a combination of Alcohol, Cocaine and prescription painkillers.

This is a good interactive map which highlights the areas of deprivation by postcode / district. http://simd.scotland.gov.uk/map

Unless there's no breeze (whiche doesn't happen very often) most of the reek from Grangemouth ends up elsewhere.

Joker IPA is magic.

Is Devon Road the dodgy part? I cycle along that road when I'm doing the circular ride from Falkirk to Strling. Every time I do it I always see a dismantled car in a front garden, at least 1 junky and someone wandering about with a carry-out.

I wonder if DHL is delivering cheques on their late run this evening?