GordieBoy80

drs wants a ride in the rape van

Sod getting married for real, this graded unit is doing my nut in

loves being single because you can flirt with anyone you god damn please

SIBLING WAR!!! Copy this if you are the best and smartest of your siblings. If this stands for an hour without your siblings protesting, it's true

f**k off, just f**k off

f**k sake...

If you can't laugh at yourself, let me know, I'll laugh at you

How dumb are Rangers supporters ?

Why not try playing a game of human hungry hippos by heading off down your local weight watchers and lobbing a family size box of maltesers all over the floor ?

Hot Fuzz, classic Brit comedy

Smile, it makes people paranoid...

Dance your cares away, worries for another day, let the music play, down at Fraggle Rock (ha, good luck getting that out of your head!!)

Stupid groin strain, looks like I'll be up all night *awaits 'hilarious' comments*

*Insert sexist remark here*

Happy St.David's Day to all the Welsh and Wales based people

Ok who's texting me shit jokes ? Can't text back as have no cred

Trying to think of what my good points are to place an ad on gumtree so that someone wants to share a flat with me when I go to uni next term(I know I'm being presumptuous by saying when but I'm gonna pass) .... erm.... hmm....

Feels fat now, now two big empire biscuits munched and the ones with jelly tots on the top, none of this cherry pish, be ages before I'm needing dinner...

Case studies finally finished, will 12 pages be enough ?

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

The only time a woman says something smart is when it starts with "a man once told me"

No credit in my mobile from now until I get my student loan, so I'm not being rude by not answering people

Great line from Edge on the Youtube video I just liked, "you're all like big fat failure turtles", I think I may be using that...

I must be off my head, I'm giving up my Saturday to go and sit a fecking exam. Pish

One of the things I dislike about being left-handed, I end up with more ink on my hand than I do on the page, sometimes I hate being what the Latins call "sinister"