GordieBoy80

My mind's in the gutter, I still find the Marseille player Rod Fanni hilarious especially when Tyldsley is shouting, "it's Fanni, Fanni again"

If you have ever seen me drunk click 'like' more than 30 likes i have a problem. Copy and paste to your wall and see how many you get.lol

Mon the fuckin dees ! Yass !

Had to do my own ironing - that's a bloody woman's job !!!! *angry face*

mmm cake, is there anything as appropriately titled as a yum yum ?

You're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly, if a strange man offers you a ride I say take it

Like this status if you would love to turn up at an Old Firm game with a machine gun and unlimited ammo and be allowed to take out anyone and everyone

is a cheeky, unpredictable, borderline psychopath

It's a desperate state of affairs when you're looking to Colin Nish to change the game

If you want to be in black and white then black and white's gotta be in you

It's good to be nice but it's a hell of a lot easier to be evil

Uni Information evening to go to in Hamilton or Paisley, another £15 expense (minimum)during March, bloody hell ! Can I get some free money ?

Graded Unit Planning Passed, yasss !!! Well done to Stephen R Pullar, Jordan-Louise Wilson, Jenna Donald, James Lonie, and Alicia Morrison as well

God, the Liverpool game is shite, it's so bad I've changed channel, yeah that's right, I've switched football off

Showsec must have bought my bullshitting as I've passed the interview and been invited to a training day on 26th, yay !

Just had a wee look at the pro-forma for the developing stage of the graded unit, 15 pages ? Braw

Well that was shit goalkeeping

Bloody stupid time for a job interview, don't they realise arsenal v barcelona's on ?

I'd imagine Jo should be able to give me the answer to the previous link I've linked, the penguin obsessive that she is, hmmm I wonder what penguin tastes like ?...

Disappointed I'll have to get rid of my dodgy looking character beard tomorrow, oh well

You know that feeling you get when you just want to cause some sort of trouble ?.... I'm in one of those moods

Stewarding interview on Wednesday night, just as long as it's not Dens Park, I'm worth more than 6p in the pound(a lot more)

Can't wait until the night of 22nd March so I can shout foul-mouthed abuse at the Derry

4/1 on Kirk first scorer on Saturday ? I'm on that like David Goodwillie on a sleeping lassie(allegedly) http://www.mcbookie.co.uk/mcbookie?btag=a_613b_190