Grim O'Grady
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The hire car I've got is an "hybrid", not sure what that is, I just know it's like an milk float without the rattling empties when I set off, blind people need to be a ware.
Also it took me half an hour to reach the maximum speed limit on the A702, now I understand what the refugees must feel like stowing away at Calias etc.
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3 hours ago, DA Baracus said:
The Darkness are one of the best bands ever and I shall have fisticuffs with anyone who says otherwise
Ruel St, now.
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Asdas are flogging litre bottles of baileys for a tenner, well the one in Ratcliffe is.
No sign of Gary Neville. Never saw any burds arses, mind I was with my Mam, so not really appropriate is it?
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1 hour ago, Dee Man said:
I have just been caught staring at a burd's arse by her boyfriend. f**k knows how long I was staring at it and f**k knows how long he was staring at me staring at it but it truly was a magnificent arse.
Pics or GTF
her arse not the bf btw.
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3 hours ago, Shandon Par said:
Captain Cook, John Cleese, Roy Lichtenstein, Dylan Thomas, Teddy Roosevelt & Simon Le Bon are all excited to learn they share their birthdays with Mr Skidmarks. Happy birthday!
& my older Sister. Small world eh?
Happy birthday Skidders.
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1 hour ago, Trackdaybob said:
The fact that if a tv programme lasts a hour there's now 4-5 commercial breaks where there used to be only two.
Yes, I know I'm old
FTFY
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1 minute ago, smpar said:
Like 19QOS19 says, it might matter with coffee, chemical reactions and all that shite, I just can't see what difference it makes with tea. People who cause a fuss over it strike me as the sort of people who write Buzzfeed articles and bring a banana to the football for half time.
EDIT: Wid.
f**k coffee, it's shite.
Now tea, the milk goes in teacup if the tea is brewed in the teapot.
If the tea is made by teabag & brewed in the cup then the teabag & boiling water shall not be milk contaminated, if sugar is required that may be added. Milk cools the boiling water so must not be added whilst the teabag is in the infusion state. Remove the teabag then add milk.
Simple.
Grimbo
ETA the brewing of tea is simple, not me before any wise FTFY fuckers try anything.
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Dion Dublin on Homes Under The Hammer.
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Little known fact about Susie Dent (dictionary corner - countdown) was not only a thicko at 14 years of age but was rather hard, she was the southern counties under 16 kick boxing champion, stated to get a team place in the Commonwealth Games but forced out by a broken nose from a bout against Naga Munchetty's older sister, Slama.
The broken nose was to be the catalyst in her educational rise to her current position, whilst recuperating from the injury, Slama jokingly bet her she couldn't read the dictionary.
Hey-Ho there began her love of words.
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20 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
Grizzles, you are not slow to tell us what, when and where you are drinking. Simply review your own P&B musings and you'll find you are already keeping a diary.
Shands that only tells me where I've been not how much I've supped.
I like DiBbler's idea, an online alky's club, Throbber for President, Kinky for chair/table/floor. I'll be the secretary.
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I could do a video diary, start off all steady then end up having a love-in with the pint by the end of the sesh?
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This last week I've been really hitting the bevy, as anyone ever done a drinks diary to see how much they've been on it? Think I might do one this week.
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1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:
Shame about DeeDee - seemed a madcap boy.
Aye,gotta feel sorry for his family especially the twins.
RIP DeeDee - good c**t.
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21 hours ago, Grim O'Grady said:
I stick £50 in my McBookies account at the start of every season & just put a weekly fiver bet (usually) on a double win for my Scottish & English team, then at the end of the season, whatever is left I donate to the local economy (the Malt & Hops).
Yesterday Spartans won 2-0 so now I'm just going to sit back & cheer & beer on Man City to complete the double. The odds were shite but it just adds to the fun. I would never go big time Charlie & bet £100's on anything. Even if I could afford it I wouldn't.
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ETA - fucking Man City!
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26 minutes ago, throbber said:
I have bathed now and feeling fresh. I slept in on Friday and was in a rush so didn't get a shower in the morning, then yesterday i was planning on going for a swim but that went out the window and i just didn't bother having a shower or bathe either.
The chaos theory explained.
Genius
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Throbber, what's your opinion of Shirley Bassey?
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59 minutes ago, GordonD said:
So... any chance of a straight answer to this?
are you saying that Throbber isn't "straight"?
He doth protest about his "girlfriend" quite a lot, could be a smokescreen aye?
Anyone else think that Throbber's lass is a false flag like Gordy is claiming?
Awfy elaborate holiday airport coach miss story then?
Hmmn I'm beginning to think Gordy might have a point.
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45 minutes ago, Jimmy85 said:
Back shift on a Sunday. Shite shift at the best of times but being Old Firm day almost ensures there'll be at least one stabbing. Fucking vermin.
This
41 minutes ago, supermik said:Leave your knife at home. Problem solved.
+ this
23 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:Leave your knife at home Jimmy.
Proves the good Sarge has the unset of dementia.
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1 hour ago, 8MileBU said:
Chas & Dave was a good laugh last night. Bit of a sair heid this morning though.
I'm now almost convinced that Glasgow's music venues are just sticking badges on the beer taps and it's not actually what's in the barrel.
Beer at gigs these days is absolutely fucking rancid!Amen to that brother. it's no wonder folk get pre'd before going out these days.
Chas n Dave eh, you're some boy Miley.
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On 17 October 2016 at 01:48, Marr1 said:
I Turned 18 on Saturday, depoisited £10 in a McBookie account, now I have £24 in my account, I'm up!
I stick £50 in my McBookies account at the start of every season & just put a weekly fiver bet (usually) on a double win for my Scottish & English team, then at the end of the season, whatever is left I donate to the local economy (the Malt & Hops).
Yesterday Spartans won 2-0 so now I'm just going to sit back & cheer & beer on Man City to complete the double. The odds were shite but it just adds to the fun. I would never go big time Charlie & bet £100's on anything. Even if I could afford it I wouldn't.
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The worlds oldest pencil is owned by Judith Chalmers & you can only view it by appointment.
I've seen it.
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9 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said:
I take it everyone heard the sad news about DeeDee?
Oh f**k no, he was messaging me back in early September.
He wasn't in a good place.
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Hermiston gait special brew.
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1 hour ago, Zen Archer said:
Grimbo's whereabouts for today cleared up.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-37719355
I reserve the right to remain drunk
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First World Problems
in The General Nonsense Forum
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^^^Hils Clinton found
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