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Just now, Shandon Par said:
Well spotted. Hedgecutter better watch his back - there's a new geography king in town.
Grade 5 CSE, not the brightest sat-nav but I get by.
When I "worked" for the council our office used to be at the Bonnington Centre. What are you doing on the roof, anyway? You are only 5 mins from the Malt from there, can you abseil Shands?
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1 hour ago, Shandon Par said:
That was corner of Cables Wynd and Gt Junction St. The locals are a wild bunch.
Is that the junction with Bonnington Rd then?
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4 minutes ago, Black and White Tragic said:
No, but I hear music from the 90s that passed me by first time around.I'll get my coat.
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49 minutes ago, Black and White Tragic said:
I'm listening to Absolute (Christian something) on way to work and X (Johnny Vaughn) on way home.
play a lot of Aled Jones does it?
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I'm off up to Huntly in a couple of weeks, anywhere for a decent pint of the ale?
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1 hour ago, mjw said:
Prince Edward burned his mums house down in Windsor.Aye but isn't Edward Munster the poster commonly known has... hang on so is he also eddie windsor as well, eff me how many alias' does he have?
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5 minutes ago, eddiemunster said:
Or burn it down.
Why would anyone want to burn their granny's house down it doesn't make sense Edward?
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6 minutes ago, Dee Man said:
Can you not just fire her off to Dignitas and keep her pension book?
You heartless b*****d, surely the way forward is to mock up a "winning" lottery ticket on the computer, tell her you want her to have it & have booked her an holiday of a lifetime & then fly her off to Dignitas. Then keep her pension book & rent out her house etc.
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18 minutes ago, pandarilla said:
Excellent post.
I may well be wrong but I took 'environmental racism' to be the idea that we in the west are not going to get to grips with the effects of climate change until it's our countries being affected (ie, predominantly white and wealthy).
It's not the hurricane that's racist but the response to it (or lack thereof).So does that make God the racist c**t?
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Went to see Lloyd Cole (commotionless) last night at the Queens Hall. I was (happily) surprised, he played it solo 1st set & then accompanied by his son in the 2nd 1/2.
playing his old records, I recognized a few of them but enjoyed them all.
he was quite amusing too although the audience would have laughed had he said he got a blowjob off hitler or some such.
I've got tix for Lucky Chops next month but I blame Throbber for that.
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3 hours ago, jmothecat said:
The online Guardian site is irritating me a bit. They will tweet a story that sounds interesting, I'll click on it, and it will turn out to be about Australia.
This seems to be happening increasingly frequently and I can't figure out why a British newspaper has so many articles on niche Australian stories.Are you on the Australian Guardian website rather than the Manchester one?
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5 hours ago, philpy said:
Naw. Your missus and mine should have a bake off. The loser's partner has to wear a pair of shitey loafers. That'll be you then, AMIRITE??
I can see this leading to Ruel Street if it goes much further.
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3 minutes ago, philpy said:
Sarge, that was shite mate.
It did make me chuckle tbh Philpy, mind I only popped back in because it said the Sarge had quoted me?
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9 hours ago, Mr Blobby said:
Now if you'd said "Jim McQeen! - I was at his testimonial dinner."; I could have shown you what you had for dinner that night.
Anyway, none of us are spring chickens anymore and we've gone ever so slightly off topic here. As one official was quoted as saying recently in the papers; " Aye! Meadowbank Thistle, great memories but let's not forget it's Edinburgh City now, that's where our priorities must lie !"
Grapes n bacon ffs?
what kind of witch-craftery is that? No doubt the "Golden One"* ~ Lawsoninho will put in a 45 minute show at Rosewell on Saturday, I'll ask wtf was that all about?
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12 minutes ago, sjc said:
you're going to end up a right Victor Meldrew in a few years time!
I think that boat as already sailed SJ.
Just kiddin Throbs, don't believe it.
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1 hour ago, jamamafegan said:
SpeechlessMesmerizing, I watched it 3 times. Wish I'd had the sound on for the 1st 2 times as well now.
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6 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said:
Anyone ever heard of a song with these lyrics? I've just had a flashback to a school play when I was tiny and Google's turned up a blank. Starting to wonder if it's something the music teacher made up for us.
"Crepe suzette and avocado pear,
<something something possibly about jugged hare?>
Love a Roly Poly, but it's all in vain,
Here comes the butler with some more champagne,
No more, no more,
Cabinet pudding is a great big bore."I think I recognize the tune, maybe your music teacher fucked about with the lyrics?
I reckon Swarley is right upload a vid of you singing it, or if you are shy vid walking round your local park with you singing the song behind the camera. It would be like an Mtv video?
The good thing about music video is that if none of us can work it out we can send it round to other social media outlets then someone is bound to get it?
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11 minutes ago, tree house tam said:
Mines is from the local council not some kiddy on company where you throw the invoice away. I'll have to pay i'm afraid, caught proper.
The Council ffs, piece of pish. Turn up to the council office saying you'll pay it because you forgot your badge, but turn up in a wheelchair.
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13 minutes ago, tree house tam said:
Just got a ticket on the car for parking in a disabled bay without displaying a valid blue badge.
Fully deserved because I'm a c**t, not disabled.
You blue badge busting b*****d.
I got done on an Asdas blue badge spot. There where loads of empty ones & I'd parked in the furthest one away from the entrance.
I threw the ticket away, the letters have stopped now.
Yea I'm a c**t! Take me to court
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28 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
Those were the days, hair, cheekbones an enigmatic smile...I could have anyone.
Hattie Jacques?
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1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
As Lisa said, perspective. I learned many things from Father Ted and one of them was something to do with far away things looking small.
Similar thIng
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57 minutes ago, PWL said:
Only advice I can give is avoid Arnold Clark like the plague then. Used them once as they were only Nissan dealer near me. Ended up walking out as the salesman was havering so much keech.
I cannae mind if it was Arnold C's but it was one of those showrooms down Seafield Rd in Edunburgh about 10yr ago. One of the salesman asked where I came from, so I told him near Manchester, then he asked me who my big team was. So I told him City, a few clicks of his keyboard & a screensaver pops up with my name & the united badge. I asked him if that was supposed to be funny? I heard him say oh that's not City is it as I walked away. I wouldn't have bought a car off him even had he bothered to get it right.
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