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When he had his head in the puddle could someone not volley him. It would have done us all a favour.

Onions seems to be struggling with it.

Talksport did an England tour of the West Indies a few years back. It wasn't bad but it wasn't TMS.

North Lanarkshire Council deciding 7.30am on a Saturday is an acceptable time to empty wheelie bins.

They'll do more fighting amongst themselves than anything else. If the give people who wouldn't otherwise vote something to think about though, then good luck to them.

189 for Hales yesterday can't go unnoticed,can it?

just 181 short.

Some of them don't know any better though.

Aussies close day one on 287-3. Looks like it might got to three days this Test.

And puddle water hits the spot when nothing else is available.

c***s that operate the vending machine at work have put the bottles up to £1.10. The machine let's 10ps fall straight into the change tray.

The Daily Heil has joined in the misogyny today.

'David Warner's strides on and off the field have been recognised with the vice-captaincy of the national cricket side.'Every time I've seen him he has been striding on and off from the middle.

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From the comments. Lewis says: 11 August, 2015 at 11:30 am About 14 years ago Michelle was invited to my school, at one time her school, to talk to pupils about careers etc. It boiled down to – don’t worry about exams or working hard in class, I didn’t and look at me. Solid advice.

She supports the team whose name you can't bring yourself to type and her religion would stop her being your acquaintance. Let's have it right,on any other thread, you wouldn't give a monkeys about her.

The usual suspects will be along shortly with cries of misogyny. Won't they?

The chase has been replaced by punters answering questions and playing table curling. With ex ref Uriah Rennie umpiring

This is correct. Unfortunately.

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The next time England bat will be at The Oval.