How will you do?
Lower mid table - let's say 7th
That's fine the club is evolving on and off the park and I dont hate a lower finish than the fortune one of the season before. I won't enjoy it either but at least there promises to be less hoofball.
What was the best moment of last season?
When Lee 'Bully' Bullen celebrated an 8-0 defeat in the Somerset Hub.
What was the worst moment of last season?
The total headloss the club had in the playoffs.
If you were the owner of your club what is the first thing you would do?
A lifetime ban for 'Somerset Boab'. I considered half time waterboarding but can see that leading to bother. Anyway, nobody should have to put up with some retiree singing a Taio Cruz song laced with bad patter.
Who would be your ideal shirt sponsor?
None, going to the football is so overcommercialized it's awful. Just company logos absolutely everywhere. Get it Tae f**k.
At a push a local charity logo on the sleeve or shorts.