Aye your right, there is no way clubs can sell any form of ticket to watch these matches. It's not like the majority are set up already to broadcast matches.
No, they will be played out behind closed doors and nobody would ever see anything of them.
I don't think there will be many signings for a long time, as if you sign a new player you can't furlough them.
This will inevitably lead to folk staying put for another season.
English queue? Where they all wearing top hats or?
No there's a place you had to stand in a line to go to the bar had a look on maps and think it was (is) The Exchequer. Bizzare situation.
They are massively entitled though so logic is out the window, their wee ego is bruised and someone at the SPFL will need to tell them they are a very big club to avoid it.