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25 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said:
Is it not "Foo you doing?"
Or suchlike.
Foo A-yi Dain..
Edit - or Foo Yi Dain.
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Mrs has gone away for a long weekend with our Daughter.
Took the bus to Dundee, had a few 'refreshments', stopped off at the local to have a wee top up and now I'm home.
Cheerful, f**k yeah...
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5 minutes ago, BFTD said:
That's what I've now decided to tell myself. Thanks.
Mmm..
Is it because they can actually see the doorknob.?
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6 minutes ago, BFTD said:
Some gulls are nesting on our roof. Past couple of months, every time I go for a pish, they appear at the skylight and yell at me through the glass.
Their cackling sounds like laughter. I think they're amused by my penis.
They could just be admiring the size of the doorknob..?
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7 minutes ago, paranoid android said:
Ken this - you shag one pox-ridden monkey...
Is that no where Aids originated..?
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1 hour ago, Arch Stanton said:
Freyja was out the back this morning. I went out the front door with a bin bag. Unbeknown to me the wind must have blown the back door open and when I opened the front door I heard the back door slam shut.
There was an immediate scream...Freyja had been on her way back in when the door closed and it had trapped her tail.
I had her at the Vet today, the wound is right down to the bone and she's to go in tomorrow to get about six inches of her tail amputated. As bad as that is, had it been a few seconds earlier it could have been her neck that got trapped and she wouldn't be here now.
Cat's tails seem to be a bit vulnerable to an impact. A few of our cats over the years have had 'broken tails', and indeed one was close to losing some of her tail. She recovered OK but with a massive 'kink' as a souvenir..
Hopefully it'll be fine, they're tough wee shites.
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So, this was/is so important to both parties.
One party opt to go on holiday and the other party leaves after 30 mins or so on the last day..?
Really...
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2 minutes ago, welshbairn said:
Wayne Rooney to give his perspective on the meaning of life on the stand today.
That won't take long..
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22 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
I've got to have it!
Ginger Boy years ago??
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I'm no Plumber or DIY enthusiast for that matter, but today I took the cistern off the toilet, fitted new flush and fill thingies, got it back on (without breaking anything, which is a first), and it works and there's no leaks.
Mind you, I've heard that Plumbers never bite their nails?
I fully understand why..
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10 minutes ago, Empty It said:
I've said it before but since it's just happened again, auld c***s that go into a shop with 20 lottery tickets asking the person to check them bonus points for this w****r as when he handed them over he said "pretty sure there is nothing on them but can you check them anyway" the young lad at the counter should've said "naw f**k off there is a big queue behind you, you ignorant twat."
Guilty M'Lord..
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TBF, the original spelling is a Tragedy.
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21 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said:
Ah, the phantom Ducatitty Diavel rider!
4 minutes ago, velo army said:Lady Modiva.
BMW..
Bra-less Moped Woman?
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9 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:
How was your coupon ?
I smiled throughout the performance I'll have you know..
Returned to the Victor Meldrew 'norm' as soon as it finished though.
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Cardhu, on ice.
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We were at the Dundee Rep for the matinee of The Bookies today.
Mrs loves the Rep, I go along on occasions.
It's not really 'my scene', (poor pun I know), however It's been an amazing experience every time.
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36 minutes ago, BFTD said:
I remember someone saying that, back in the Eighties/Nineties, he was one of the few musicians that grannies would still go out and buy new records from, and in numbers.
I also remember him moaning a lot about not getting airplay on Radio 1, and that there was a conspiracy against airing his music. It just came down to the fact that nobody in the Radio 1 demographic wanted to hear his shite, no matter how many units he shifted.
From memory he also tried to get the Royalties changed. Think it was 50 years then it ends.. but he wanted a longer period..?
Times are obviously hard doing nothing, living in Portugal, owning land, growing grapes and inviting guests over to stay..
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4 minutes ago, welshbairn said:
Because he'd blurt out, Stop asking me questions, I can't take it anymore, ok she leaked it, satisfied?
I think he would also lose his genitalia once they were both back home.
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The fact we have news, social media etc available 24 hours means that something as insignificant like this (to most of us) becomes totally mainstream. BBC, ITV, Sky etc must be rubbing their hands at such a 'freebie'.
Sadly, as mentioned already, it means that things like the cost of living, Ukraine, MP's behaviour etc etc will get less reported.
What might be exposed as a result of this case could be interesting? Hopefully we get some decent Gifs/Memes to have a laugh at?
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3 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said:
TBF, looks as though he's still smiling. Maybe she has similar sized lips..?
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^^^
Muff-Diving history search IMO..
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Quick Question Thread
in The General Nonsense Forum
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Presumably only if they crack a few yolks (whilst also scrambling the contestants brains).