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Alloa beating Dunfermline

How about Frank?

2-0 ha;f-time - still feel we need the 3rd to avoid any panic if (or rather when) we concede.

Cumdog clears off the line

Raith leaving so much space at the back.

You watching the same game, aye? Do remember that we were ripping Dunfermline an new arsehole then managed to draw after leading 3-0.

2-0 Dundee - Cumdog gets his second

Cumdog 2-0!!

Mendy is just awful

Mendy makes Jordon Forster look good

Is that a second or are you a wee bit behind?

Cumdog!!!!!

Bar!!

Just another 4 from Hearts now . . .

1-0 Hearts!!

Getting more into it now - which usually means we fall for the sucker punch.

Hearts to win. We'll lead only to concede an equaliser from Dobbie in the 5th minute of injury time.

C'mon Hearts - scud these 12-fingered sister-chasing inbred scum.

I hate it when it's fucking Baltic.

Same here for myself and Dearyme. Quite an interesting game as well - 12 moves in, each a pawn down, and both of us castled Queenside.

The Malthusian fruitloops will have my list vote before Alba.

You got in there before I did. My own wife is not that political but she thought what Johnson had been doing was a bloody disgrace. She does not normally vote, but the attacks on Sturgeon and this shite have made her absolutely determined to vote SNP. She also asked about voting SNP on the list - I said it was a wasted vote in our area and if she wanted to vote for an independence party it was the Greens or Alba - given she can't stand Salmond I think it may well be the case that she votes Green on the list.

The one thing I've not been able to do in over a year is hug my mum. It's the one thing I miss above all else.

You could always ask someone here to play a friendly - there are a few here who could give you a game without necessarily ripping you a new one.