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Saintees = Obsessed

The Boyd story smells like shite to me - as far as I was aware the striker we may be after is not Boyd.

Pawlett is one of the worst offenders - it's not that he dives but that he gets away with it so often.

Welcome back. Going to Tynecastle is one trip I've really missed the last few years.

I know a lot here don't rate him but on his day Roberts is unstoppable. The problem is these days are far too infrequent - something of the Billy Big time about him - maybe his spell lower down has knocked some of that out of him.

And Roberts too can play out wide.

Are you lost? Totter back to the seaside leagues where you belong chump.

This has nothing to do with right and left wing. And if you think votes that were won with brown envelopes (like Egypt's) is democratic than you clearly are either clueless or Sepp Blatter.

It's gone on long before Blatter became president of FIFA - or have we all forgotten that crook Joao Havelange? I could actually see it happening - not out of any urge to get rid of corruption but to shaft the Africans and Asians who many in UEFA think get far too big a share of the pot.

Wisnae me!!

The biggest thieving b*****d of them all.

Platini is right - if that corrupt fuqer gets in again then UEFA should walk. Let the corrupt African and Asian Federations see how much sponsorship they'll get without the European teams.

A bullet can't go through Putin's head fast enough for me.

Surprised Jack Warner hasn't played the racism card yet.

Aberdeen I heard.

That's because he is a petty jealous arsehole.

When did Australia become part of Europe?

We get talented players like Meggatt and Holt - United get Dillon!!

Taught Ben - nice laddie but as you say was injury-prone.

Watching yesterday our priority has to be width - either wingers or wide midfielders. Was discussing with the guys next to me yesterday - we all thought that Michael Gardyne could do a job - isn't his contract up with United at the end of this season?

Jeez - nightmares just seeing Coco.

PerthSeethe1977 needs to change the record. Btw is he admitting that St Johnstone are a diddy club?

If my season ticket was in one of those seats I'd be looking at a breach of contract.

He couldn't hit a barn door right now. Let's hope I'm wrong and that he manages to stay on his feet and shut his puss today.

Sitting here in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico in a 24-hour sports bar getting updates for matches as they happen - this could go either way today. Just hope he doesn't start Clarkson up top.