McMuffin
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The game guitar hero. I know many like it but I personally hate it. I hate the way my friends play it all the fucking time so 1) I never get to watch the telly and B) Have to put up with the same songs again and again. Its even worce when they can't even play it fucking well
I'm the best Guitar Hero player I know B)
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Florence and the Machine - Dog Days
I think I'm in love.
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Buying rounds of 5 drinks each because the bar is a bit busy is not a good idea. Even when the round costs a tenner.
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I wish I hadn't opened this thread, I didn't know he was playing and need my scratcher.
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I had an interview in Newcastle, and I think I mispronounced the word "transparency". Regardless of whether or not I did, the mere thought that I had led to a full on brain freeze, meaning I couldn't remember the proper pronounciation in order to correct myself, so I just smiled blankly and made an arse of the next question - still mad at myself.
On the plus side, on the train down there was a guy at the table on the opposite side of the "Quiet Coach" doing the Times crossword. Every so often he'd say something aloud like "I don't know that one", "Hmmmmmm" or (my favourite) "Oooooooooh, that's a tricky one." That tickled me, and I spent about half an hour trying to stifle my laughter.
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I'm a great source of amusement for the masses
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Runrig - Healer in your Heart
What a fucking song. I hate the teuchter c***s, but by f**k this is a good 'un.
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Fucking women.
Apparently it's not a good idea to go out for a drink with a girl who vaguely knows my ex incase it upsets my ex. This wasn't said when I asked her, she seemed keen and I was sure I'd be emptying my nuts by next weekend.
I was like this
Now I'm like this
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Green aftershock. The devil's urine.
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The correct answer is the Waste Disposal section of the Yellow Pages.
I drove to Glasgow today as I've got an interview in Newcastle tomorrow morning, and I took my suit but forgot both my shoes and a tie. So I've got to squeeze into a mates putters and borrow a tie off his flatmate. I'm such a fucking moron.
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God almighty I'm a bit rough today.
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Conjunctivitis.
Woke up, couldn't open my eyes for grit. Knew straight away what was wrong as someone at work has it. Eyes bright red. First interview is tomorrow.
Great stuff.
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Barney's finish against Wade (271, T19x3 before finishing the ton) was unreal. I got a stiffy.
If the final is half as good as tonight's first semi it will be epic.
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You know that momentary, split second fear you get when you really hurt yourself and you think you've just broken something? I slipped in pish at work this morning and as I stopped myself from falling with my foot I immediately thought I'd broken my big toe. It's just staved but its a nice purple shade and is sore as f**k.
I squealed.
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I was absolutely wankered last night. Woke up absolutely fine this morning, but now I've been hit with another ninja hangover. Sneaky b*****d.
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I hate being single, and I have absolutely no chat with girls unless they instigate it which is a bit of a problem in rectifying point 1.
I once drunkenly broke 2 ribs jumping into bushes with friends and wrapped myself around a ninja tree. Told my mam I was challenging for a header on the football pitch and took a knee in the chest.
The last time I took drugs, years ago, I have a big blank in my memory until the moment I "came round" in the waiting area of Partick Police Station at about 6am. I walked out, and later that day had a flashback where I was going there to report some jaikey for being racist to a shopkeeper. If they'd spoken to me I was sleeping it off in the cells, I could barely form sentences. That fucking changed me, let me tell you.
I came 3rd in the Scottish Schools Athletics championships in Shot Put.
I have never been in a fight, and for such a big guy have a fairly weak punch. The fact I'm 6'2 and well built has probably saved me from a few scrapes, but I'd get battered by a girl.
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If you're out there, Rachel from Glasgow...
Please.
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My phone died. I've lost all my numbers. ALL OF THEM!
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Man flu/AIDS again.
Shite craic.
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4 years going down the shitter in one weekend.
Fucking women.
Fucking snakes man.
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Christ almighty my head.
Got to meet my dissertation advisor in an hour and im still pished.
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Should have bought marshmallows.
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After a hard squash session yesterday my legs and arse muscles feel like I've gone 10 rounds with Freddie Mercury.
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Arguably the most famous episode "Why We Fight" is just about to finish on BBC2, and I'm sitting with a tear in my eye and a lump in my throat.
Truely harrowing stuff, but wonderful television.
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What Are You Listening To?
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I am in love.