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Hate when people bring bags of chips on the bus, craving chippy now! #Arsehole

I peeled a satsuma yesterday and the peel resembled meat and two veg, was completely accidental.

#NowPlaying Wonderful night - Fatboy slim

The two "I's" of people, they infuriate me, but on another level they intrigue me.

Was going to burst into song on the bus, looks a tough crowd, so I kept quiet.

RT @meestah_sahmon: If you beg for followers you're an utter c**t. You could have a million followers on here but ... http://t.co/UTYLkhUx

Not loving negative stereo typing for ipod/hoody wearers on @LBP_Police 's "I steal" adverts.

RT @toonnews: Krul Has Great Future If He Keeps Feet On The Floor - Not really the simplest request for a goalkeeper.

Are Chelsea wanting to move to power station site, or do they just want to re-charge their ancient squad member's batteries? #CFC

RT @MensHealthUK: "A goal is not always meant to be reached; it often serves simply as something to aim at." Bruce Lee

Fucking hell Harinordoquy is 31, I remember him breaking through!

RT @boomeranggames: For a chance to win a copy of #MW3 on the 360 follow @boomeranggames and RT this message and include the code MW3COMP360

I'm not usually a darts fan, but that Grand slam is quite compulsive viewing.

Fucking hate dilemas, why do they crop up, arseholes.

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I reached a new Milestone: 15,000 GamerScore - http://t.co/Nk86BdXo

Fucking hell, that's a big trophy for one man of the match!

I won 6 achievements in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 for 121 trueachievement points - http://t.co/Nk86BdXo

I won 2 achievements in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 for 47 trueachievement points - http://t.co/Nk86BdXo

Just finished reading Why England lose, its an excellent read.

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Anyone else think that Sam Warbuton looks like Nemanja Vidic?

I won 4 achievements in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 for 55 trueachievement points - http://t.co/Nk86BdXo

Anybody wanna get me a bacon roll? #wantym!

I won 2 achievements in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 for 30 trueachievement points - http://t.co/Nk86BdXo