Kaz

Haha I want to know this story immediately. As much as I'd love to spend every Monday night eating unlimited Tony Roma's ribs rather than hanging out with you VL's, it's probably not healthy, and therefore I should be available for next week to step up to the pram as it were, in Dave's place.

The Disciplinary Committee may yet still take action against you for your unprovoked off the ball attack on the female receptionist which was caught on camera.

I'm going to withdraw from Monday at this early stage so there's another place for someone. Fudge's shot hit the end of my big toe and it has swollen up and is a funny colour and I'm struggling to put weight on it today. Must have been an absolute thunderbolt!

Regrettably this is what happens when you let internet ners out from behind their keyboards to interact in the real world, the sad reality is we cannot cope with it.

I forgot to add Tom, if you want a square go you and your ma can find me at 12 Ruel Street! That's very fair of you mate, I apologise for my part in it, your style probably wasn't particularly bothering me before we threw away a 7 goal lead so it was probably more to do with that. No one wants it to be a woman's netball match (well, perhaps Dave258 for other reasons) but I think you could be just a tad more careful with leaving your foot in when tackling and I think you recognise that. Anyway, count me IN for next week.

Well that was one of the classics, it had everything for the neutrals. GRAFT, niggle, contentious penalty decisions at both ends, tackles flying in, goals chopped off, a 10 man brawl in the centre circle, mental breakdowns. But all in all a well deserved narrow victory for the green bibs, well done lads.

Count me in too

I thought you played very well Kyle, you vastly underrated your ability on here.

Baggsy bringing a permanent marker and writing SECTION B in the toilets

I thought I hadn't been nominated due to concerns I would use the funds to further my uranium enrichment progr................I've said too much.

Nonsense young man, there is never a bad time to go for an all you can eat buffet. NEVER. Count me in for next week.

IN. An hour's graft should be enough to cancel out the entire Christmas excess I would imagine.

It's a big yes from me for this week x

What on earth are you doing you fool? Last time I saw your ankle it was still in a golf ball like state! I'm confused about how many players you've got but I'll play if needed. Someone give me a text and let me know.

Sorry mate I've been painting all day then had to go to the police station for work so haven't had the chance to reply yet, this man flu is still hanging about so I'm out for this week.

I would have played if we could have got 10. I asked Dave to send me a text about this on Saturday night but it seems that 2nd litre of vodka has had an adverse effect on his memory.

Not even hit my peak yet mate, wait til I'm 27 the world will be my oxter. Good performance from our team tonight I thought, Callum was tremendous in goal, made some excellent saves and performed admirably when he briefly came outfield as well. Arshavin and Smurph did loads of running to make up for my lack of it and put their foot in well a few times. Arshavin - stop making me chase the ball into channels! You'll understand when you're an auld c-unit Dave was full of energy putting the tackles in and grabbed a few nice goals.

What's that supposed to mean? I'm part of the young team ya p***k, mid 20s ftw.

The drama on this thread, unbelievable scenes. Will Kevin manage to get a train? Will Lubo19s brothers mate find his kit? Has Dave258 been counted twice? Will he pick up a lovely young man from the Polo Lounge 5 aside team in the bar beforehand and disappear off home leaving you all in the lurch? Better than Eastenders tbf.

Who'd have thought that would be the outcome! Next up, turkeys vote for Christmas.

I just caught some of the Omnibus there, rather enjoyed it, who's this wee piece that Darren is sniffing about? Before I say what I'd do to her , is she legal?

That was classic innit blud.

Yeah, I'm sure it was a blunder *Calls Daily Mail and gathers angry mob

It all makes sense, he was ballet dancing in an aggressive manner round the bar when he bumped into the murder weapon propelling it towards Archie. /Case Closed.

I don't think it has been mentioned on this thread yet but does anyone else find her incredibly annoying. She overplays the part so badly. Yes, we get it, you're tough and you're a woman, very good. I genuinely think I'd laugh in her face if she was questioning me and trying to intimidate me.