Kaz

How dare you.

Fair play for your honesty.

My favourite incident of abuse was when she burned his hand with the teaspoon, she executed it perfectly and it's fair to say he deserved it. What was your favourite moment of her pwning young Ben?

Where's Tiff? I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks Roxy is reasonably attractive, every time I mention this I am shot down and told she looks well rough..

There's a guy in a wheelchair who I used to always see in the Wetherspoons on Sauchiehall Street who seemed quite sound. I heard him say to groups of burds on at least 3 separate occasions, 'Like my wheels?'. They should get him instead.

Aye.

Nope never saw her sadly. I was explicitly told that I was being used for revenge sex, and to be honest it was so good I don't know if I'll ever go back to the normal kind. Anyway, it appears we are hijacking this thread and these clowns are disorganised enough as it is.

I dunno I assumed you meant the big blondy they were with but maybe it was someone else?

Lol aye did you say you managed to winch the big one?

Apologies all for my late arrival yesterday but hope everyone enjoyed themselves. Me and Tom ended up in Ocouture on what must have been their gay night because I've never seen so much sausage in one place in my life.

I'm not sure why I came in here but it must have been fate, if there is bevying being done on the 27th then I'm in.

Bollocks to the head height rule, you can still play good football hitting it above head height.

Can you guys try to find a replacement for me for tonight as I'm just about to head on quite a lengthy hillwalk I forgot I said I'd go on. If you can't get a replacement I'll just struggle through.

Whilst I agree that it is the best song of all time, this line doesn't make any sense; 'Yo pick up your mobile, it's the Blackout Crew who you have dialled' Their lyrics are usually so deep, they've let themselves down a bit with this.

I'm in.

Well done guys I wasn't looking forward to another game of 3 v 4!

Dave of the 258 variety is going away and said to me someone else would need to organise it. I can't because I'm working all day so any volunteers?

I'm perfectly aware of that, each to their own and all that I just mean from a personal point of view I've seen plenty of dramatic darts matches and dramatic snooker matches, but the enjoyment I get from a dramatic late night snooker match like this is in a different league when it comes to enjoyment.

How anyone can say they prefer the darts to this is beyond me.

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She was..........jolly. Because you were Warren Feeney and we were celebrating our 2-2 draw with Celtic, remember?

A burd? That's a controversial description mate I'm glad you're ok though I thought she might have eaten you!

No I didn't get a text mate? Don't apologise, I think only about 5 people wanted to kill you/us for drink spillage.

I'm in

Obviously it's up to everyone else but will it not be a bit shit with 12? I'll volunteer to sit out if someone is needed.