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Todd_is_God

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  1. Agree, however (correct me if I'm wrong), is Scottish money legal tender.........?

    No banknotes are legal tender in Scotland.

    Take english notes to england and you won't have a problem, take scottish notes and you may. Much as it's a nuisance, they aren't doing wrong (other than turning down business).

    Areas with high volumes of Scottish tourists are more willing to accept them i find. Likely because their staff are more familiar with them.

  2. The latest trend appears to be putting a screengrab of the weather forecast for your holiday destination, tagging your fellow travellers in it, and proclaiming how many days it is until you go.

    This, naturally, is followed up with the pint pic from the airport wetherspoons, then, upon return, a massive album from the holiday, which must contain a picture of out the window, in the air, of one of the plane's engines.

    f**k off.

  3. Someone once told me that due to being absolutely pished you are not actually getting rem sleep and are more like being in a state of unconsciousness so even sleeping a long time your mind is still tired and struggles to function the next day. Probably talking shite though!

    Alcohol brings your blood sugar levels down. When they get too low, your sleep gets disrupted.

  4. "Roision ya fukin wurstcunt who the f**k yu hink yu ir pannin ma windaes fir nae fukin reeson atall wen aff got ma wee bro nd shit in heer honestly proper wurstcunt aw yur windows ar gawni be dun jst for eh fact eh that acho smashin ma windaes fir fuk awl who dae yu acho hink yu ir !!!!!!"

    A friend of a friend.

    Trajik

  5. Think you may be referring to the 'electric scarecrow' who used to constantly jump around the central station area but would also turn up in other areas of the city at random, bamming up everyone he met. Havent seen him for a few years one can only assume the worst. :(

    edited to add

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    This guy??

    I mind him. Absolute nutcase. He once got on a 240 that I was on.

  6. Was sitting watching the tennis match today around 4:30. I then receive a phone call from a mate of mine informing me that Greenock were a man short for the team game that was taking place that evening. I quickly stepped in a agreed to partake in my first team game against Rolston.

    I was playing a lad who was off 15, two below me. It was a fairly even match with both of us winning and losing holes and so, we stepped onto the 18th hole level. It was his honour and he ripped a drive down the middle of the fairway. I responded by sending my ball straight into the tree's on the right. After a good five minutes of looking, I found my ball stuck down in some horrible muck. I couldn't possibly go for the green so I just punched back out onto the fairway.

    160 yards left to the centre of the green so I took a 7 iron, knowing the pressure was on me to make my 4. I hit and absolute cracker into 10 feet. My opponent went left and left himself with a difficult up-and-down. He ended up tapping in for a bogey 5 which is a respectable score on that hole but I sunk my par put to win 1 up.

    Absolutely buzzing. smile.gif

    Can't greenie you cos i'm on my phone, but +1! :)

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