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Don't forget
http://www.rangers.co.uk/news/football-news/article/2757323
Time to get that out of retirement
They could use 13 instead
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Was sitting watching the tennis match today around 4:30. I then receive a phone call from a mate of mine informing me that Greenock were a man short for the team game that was taking place that evening. I quickly stepped in a agreed to partake in my first team game against Rolston.
I was playing a lad who was off 15, two below me. It was a fairly even match with both of us winning and losing holes and so, we stepped onto the 18th hole level. It was his honour and he ripped a drive down the middle of the fairway. I responded by sending my ball straight into the tree's on the right. After a good five minutes of looking, I found my ball stuck down in some horrible muck. I couldn't possibly go for the green so I just punched back out onto the fairway.
160 yards left to the centre of the green so I took a 7 iron, knowing the pressure was on me to make my 4. I hit and absolute cracker into 10 feet. My opponent went left and left himself with a difficult up-and-down. He ended up tapping in for a bogey 5 which is a respectable score on that hole but I sunk my par put to win 1 up.
Absolutely buzzing.
Can't greenie you cos i'm on my phone, but +1!
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Starting a new job on Monday, so going out on Saturday for some leaving drinks.
Apparantly my mum has decided to tell my sister I can take her for some bus in town on the Sunday morning. Obviously I can't, but in a goodwill gesture offered to pay for a taxi for her.
Then my sister screams in my face telling me im an "embarassment" and "a selfish b*****d" for not wanting to risk my licence
Am i being selfish?
Wtf is with some people?
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Sums it up. Fucking ridiculous.
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Nursery school and primary school "graduations." wtf is that all about?
You don't graduate from nursery or school - you leave because you are too old.
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Suit
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What's everyone's golfing aims for the summer or to have by the end of 2012?
To break 90. I reckon that may have to wait till next year though, given thats its nearly july, and ive played 9 holes!
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but am concerned about the whole taking a pill for the rest of my life.
You'll get used to it though. After a short time it'll become second nature and you won't even notice it.
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Played in goals at fives last night for the first time in ages. Arms are killing me today.
Just went for a shit, and, with these arms, wiping my arse is an absolute mission - struggling to get any sort of meaningful purchase on my ring, resulting in a useless series of glancing blows
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A lassie on my fb just posted "happy father's day to me and my mum"
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putted off a green
Sorry, but
Can't say i've ever done that!
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I've always been meaning to ask, To whom does Todd refer?
Lumsden
Haha!
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My house is probaly worth 40 times the value of my car, but is half the price to insure. WTF.
You're unlikely to crash your house into another, or have it stolen though.
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"am goanan lick yer jed"
Ive not heard or seen the word jed used for ages
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Regarding long live's post, people who conduct every nuance of their relationship on facebook annoy me.
If you feel the need to call someone babe in every post, and remind them how much you love and miss them, now that they have gone to the next room to log on to facebook, then the relationship has problems imo.
Plus, i dont want to know about it!
The same applies to the morons who update their relationship status every few hours.
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I like James Wade, f**k yees all.
I like him too :-)
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at Vos going for, and narrowly missing, a 180 with 181 left0
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Guy with the mullet went to my school
Did he not used to have part of it dyed pink, at one point?
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The fact that all the rangers fans on my facebook are running about acting like über patriots today, and the celtic fans are the polar opposite.
Why do they feel everything has to be about them?
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Very petty but I am waking up every day with bad headaches even if I have not been drinking the night before. Usually lasts about 2 hours then they just go, I actually feel them stop. Pretty annoying.
Try a new pillow?
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"Like for likes" x5
That alone is the reason why I got rid of Facebook. Absolutely infuriating attention seeking at its purist.
In fairness you do get knobends on twitter goin "RT for a shoutout" too.
Idiots
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Scored an own goal at five a sides tonight, we lost bye just the one goal
An actual own goal, rather than a mere deflection? How?!
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Horrific club photos
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I mind him. Absolute nutcase. He once got on a 240 that I was on.