General Martok

It's they buggerin' students.

Can I be frightfully forward and ask you what has spurred on your (seemingly) idolatrous attitude towards eastern Europe and Ukraine especially?

The device you're searching for is what terrans call a pedometer I believe. These are outlawed on Qo'noS. Expect to trade many a latinum bar in exchange for your cowardly toy!

I am Martok of the house of Martok. Greetings.