lonewolfie

He is from Auchinleck to be fair!

From the Ardrossan & Saltcoats Herald :"Coleman was given a second yellow card for fowl and abusive language". Presume he called someone 'chicken' ??

Tanner's latest gem : "they say games change matches"......wtf you absolute rocket.

From the BBC Scotland website: A family have cashed in a bet on Red Rum winning the Grand National 43 years ago - after discovering an unclaimed betting slip. Bob Holmes found evidence of the £1 bet while going through his late father-in-law's paperwork. Through a shop code, William Hill found that the bet had been placed at odds of 11-1, meaning a payout of £12. But the firm decided to add inflation, making it £130. They also gave out £130 in bets and donated £130 to Water Aid. Bob Holmes, 76, his wife Nancy, 75, and Nancy's sister, Rhoda Robertson, 79, all from Houston in Renfrewshire, are sharing the winnings and have each placed bets on Sunday's Grand National.

Trouble with that is - he IS a complete moron - now fully exposed as such. Unless of course the shock of seeing that 12-point gap necessitates some stress counselling for the prat?

Tanner is n utter zoomer and Sky are an amateur outfit where Scottish football reporting is concerned. How could he possibly stumble so incoherently over a simple league table, unless heads gone of course looking at sevco position!!!!!!

Guy playing for Scunthorpe has apparently got 'acrobatical' technique!! And they have a defender with a 'telescopic leg'. !! All brought to you by our friends at Sky.

BBC national news reader : "....the death of Tommy Gemmell, who was known as the Lisbon Lion" Ok, hen, there was only one of them? ffs

Sky Sports EFL co-commentator : "Mentality-wise when you tire the 1st thing that goes is your brain". Holy feck!!!

Beyond excusable by BBC Scotland. This idiot is given a weekly (or is it now daily) platform to air his nonsense and be fawned over by the likes of McIntyre. Disgrace.

Now looks like it was another Daily Ranger fake news story!!

Surely you all remember him topping the goalscoring charts year on year?

Coulibaly transfer may be about to unravel - maybe it WAS too good to be true!!

Who's incontinent? You taking the piss?

What planet are you on?

The good side of that is Gary Locke is now available - I'll get my coat.

Aye, ken, eh - us in the game like, we ken like. Youse dinnae. Ken like.

Daily Ranger didn't realise Gers were actually playing Ross County - ach it wis some Highland mob, that'll do!! " Rangers fans have been left raging as star duo Barrie McKay and Wes Foderingham debuted their new green gear. The pair have irked the Ibrox faithful with their choice of gear in recent days as winger McKay sported a pair of green boots during their dismal 1-1 draw against Inverness. The Gers fanbase were less than amused judging by a deluge of comments on social media - and now keeper Foderingham is facing a similar backlash.

Airchie McFearsome on STV Tonight discussing the new World Cup format - that'll be so so interesting!

He does actually hail from Dingwall, so.........

I can only assume this guy is taking illegal substances? FFS delusional or what!! Rangers 'have two best full-backs in Scotland' Posted a Lee Hodson reckons he will have a fight on his hands to keep his Rangers starting place - because he is up against what he believes are the two best full-backs in Scotland. The Northern Ireland defender has been forced to play understudy to Ibrox skipper Lee Wallace and James Tavernier for most of the season.

BT Sport goon : Thomas Muller scored 20 league goals last season, all of them in the league.

Not really journalism but just a god awful voice - Fraser Robertson on SSN - a primary school kid could voice over with more effect, They'd be as well having some autovoice thingy - maybe it is! And he is a work of fiction.