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sjc

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  1. Fcuk that.....but you can come round if you bring the french cheese.
  2. Don't believe the P&B masses mate......I don't shag ladyboys.
  3. Nah mate, bring it round......I've got Asa & Katsumi here for company:
  4. Good choice. Never mind the beer....a nice Optimo 10 Port would go fcuking fantastic with that.
  5. Knowing Dave as we do on this forum, probably not!
  6. My friend got hammered at her works Christmas lunch yesterday & ended up snogging her female collegue.......she feels hungover & dirty today......her husband has already banged one off at the thought of it apparently.
  7. Off out for a bar lunch then on to watch the football at Tynecastle
  8. Popular P&B forumer, StandFree03 was thrown out of last years Great British Bake Off for serving up a lemon cheesecake with extracts of his own smegma.
  9. I know mate.....had to turn back at the Bay of Biscay
  10. You'd probably be more sucessful in making her disappear if you tried to fcuk her given your track record....
  11. Make her disappear?! What are you going to do Matty? Try and shag her?!
  12. Top man! Can I ask you how you earn money out there? I looked into moving there but couldn't get the numbers to add up. There's plenty of good International schools over there.....not in the jungle like!
  13. Lucky b*****d! I wish was there right now.......I'd head down the coast to one of the private islands and hire a nice beach hut for a week.
  14. Supras was once thrown out of a College debating competition for being to vague.
  15. kind of reminds me of my Sisters ex fiancee that admitted having a childhood crush on Gail Platt.........I'll reiterate: he's now her EX fiancee.
  16. Cheers. Will bare that in mind for my slow cooking this weekend. Not normally a fan of London Pride to be honest.....always found the Southern ales a bit watery in comparison to the creamy Northern ales.
  17. http://www.google.co.uk/search?ie=UTF-8&client=ms-android-hms-vf-gb&source=android-browser&q=chip+shops+edinburgh&gfe_rd=cr&ei=NJqAVMaCEcGf0wX8rIGYCQ&gws_rd=ssl#q=chip+shops+near+fountainbridge+edinburgh&mldd=4 I particularly like the review from Denis O Mahony
  18. She looks like she's "smoked" a few.....
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