JackDFC

Fresh Orange and Lemonade.

My facebook feed is full of Sellic fans wanking over Henrik Larsson.

Was out playing football today, good wee kick about then someone who we thought was a junkie approached us. Turns out he plays in goal for Partick Thistle, I didn't catch his name, but he says everyone knows him as 'TJ' and hes been out for 5 months with a dislocated shoulder, is this guy high or is he actually a keeper for Thistle? He was quite good though.

Your only 40 once!

My mum and dad are in a worse state so I doubt that .

14 yes.

I have a bad hangover, and am currently watching the West Ham v Cardiff game with a bottle of Irn Bru.

Got a new phone, HTC Chacha loving it at the moment.

Flicking between One Night Only - Can You Feel It and Mayday Parade - Oh Well, Oh well.

Where to actually getv them, I was on the SFA website, but only members could buy them. And yes Litchie, hit me with your best sexual advice.

Looking to go to the Czech Republic game on 3rd September with a few mates, this would be my first Scotland game, so help would be appreciated. Cheers in advance.

I'm sure this has been mentioned, but one is people who put something like 'FML' or 'oh my god ' or something along those lines, then people ask whats up and they say 'dm'.

The 'Mazuma Mobile' advert is tragic.

Yea I just woke up .

I plan on getting up at 8, going for a run and then playing golf all before lunch. Don't think that's happening.

London tomorrow for 4 days, 'drama trip'. Not really going for the shows, going cause I've never been to London, and it's going to be so much banter. Much ado about nothing, warhorse and wizard of oz are the shows if anyone cares .

Boyce Avenue - Mr. Brightside.

Whilst I was on holiday, we were in the same restraunt as Terry Venables one night.

Start fourth year tomorrow.

Have an iTunes card for £15, bought Tiger 12 and Fifa 11 so far, any other suggestions?

Need some help for the PSP. I dug it out last night cause I'm going on holiday tomorrow and I need stuff to do on the plane. Anyway, I bought some cheap games today, FIFA 07, FM 08 and Smackdown vs Raw 2009. My mate also let me borrow FM 2010. I'm playing fine with FIFA and FM 08, but the other two come up with saying I need to update, I click on update and itc then comes up with 'This game could not be started then error code:DADADADA. Help?

It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday !