Swampy

With the exception of nearby teams like Thistle, away crowds at Cappielow were shit for the vast majority of my attendance there. But away crowds were shit at other SFL grounds, too. The kind of person fucked-up enough to countenance spending their money and Saturday on following a rubbish football team across the country will *almost* always pay their 15 quid regardless of the risk of thrombosis. The three or four principled seethers who genuinely stay away because of this, their income is not missed. What I'm driving at is that *nobody* cares if a Dumbarton or Falkirk fan finds the main stand uncomfortable. I had a season ticket in it for five years or so, incidentally, and didn't die of rickets or whatever it is people are scared of.

MUSSUS BUNFIELD

#swole

Replace the Foster's with something even more downmarket (Special Brew, perhaps?) and it's a dead ringer.

Full disclosure: I'm still a #fatty . But I'm always skeptical of people who work out #tapsaff for the exact reason you give: anyone can look #swole after a full set of bicep curls. It's how it looks during #downtime that matters.

What happens in Marbs stays in Marbs #gobuckwild

Sound. Going to make this when I get back from my business trip. #profits

mhak, post the protein cheesecake recipe #pls

Up the protein by replacing some of the semi-skimmed with fat-free yogurt. Thin it down with water if you have to. #betterthanitsounds

Not sure about the red chinos but solid otherwise #defodece

#marbs

If you've read I, Patridge: We Need To Talk About Alan.. this sounds a little bit like Alan's description of his regional detective show 'Swallow'.

I've seen plenty of people on here making fun of kids' names, and I'm sure I've done it myself at least once, but this does go beyond the pale.

sound m8

Who else is #ontour? Lexeye's in Marbs and I'm about to fly out to FL. Going to take this opportunity to #detox.

Also, get off your phone. You have guests.

Drop your keys in a bowl and see what happens, they might be the type of guests to join you.

Saying you shouldn't be allowed to feel bad because life is going well is like saying you shouldn't be allowed to be happy if life is going badly. In other words... this is just something that happens. It can be based on external factors but it's often not. Either way, dude, I know that you know it'll get better and you can keep it together.

Afraid I had to make last night and today a cheat day on account of unsolicited birthday cake #30

Snd m8. Went out for #vodkaandsoda last night, did such an uncanny impersonation of Morrissey at karaoke that I was mistaken for a racist. #dece

m8 just start lifting, s'what I did, you'll be dece in no time #getswolegethole

*makes 'w****r' gesture*

#toooldforthisshit #rehydration

http://vimeo.com/64026871 I was particularly good at shifting bananas, some of which were manky.

That'd probably be rank but #worthapunt