Me too, although it brings into question how animals think, given they don't have language.
Anyway, my inner monologue is refreshingly foul-mouthed and depraved.
I have a subscription to Eurosport and always hear the commentators telling me I need GCN+ to have no ads... and yet I don't get any ads even though I don't have GCN+.
Is this - whatever it is that's happening - going to affect watching cycling on Eurosport?
Yesterday I heard Bre (as in 'meh') chin (as in 'chin').
And of course the obligatory For (as in 'for') far (as in 'far'). But with the emphasis on the wrong syllable.
Knowing when to ask is a fine art though. I was getting on amazingly with a (very attractive) lady so I asked her out on my 4th message. Got pretty short shrift. Other times I've left it for over a week and they've lost interest. Yet other times I've left it so long I've been asked out by them.
I've been on Match and eHarmony so if my current tryst doesn't work out I'll try Bumble. Don't have the photos or date of birth for Tinder.
Curry paste is a good shout. The Sainsbury's version was nowhere near as good as Patak's, and actually more expensive.
I stand to be corrected, but I don't think Danpak does a butter that's both unsalted and spreadable.
HP sauce. No other brand or unbranded comes close.
Lurpack unsalted spreadable. It's not that the replacement own brands aren't up to much, it's that they don't exist at all.