Jam

Not posted in here for a while, so here is my favourite music video...

I hope Aberdeen and St. Mirren pick up points tomorrow. Kick 'em when they are down.

I've have had an occular disorder that makes fluid build up in the bottom eyelid of my left eye making it red and puffy for about 2 years. The condition has now developed in both eyes so now I always look like I have been crying or not had enough sleep. Hope the burds like the look...

Was going through the booking planner at work today to see what I will be setting up the bar for tomorrow. Pie & Bovril 5s apparently

The original values are dead. I assumed people would figure that was what I meant as opposed to me thinking that international football is financially broke.

It's very much an opinion. When I say dead I am not refering to finance at all - I refer to the plastic and fraudulant nature of the modern international football scene.

International football is dead.

I had to check how to spell 'embarrassed' which, ironically, made me feel pretty embarrassed.

"Is someone who has only given blowjobs still a virgin?" My ex only an hour ago.

Get her poked.

Nokturnal Mortum - Ukraine

Covering Nightwish is no easy feat but they really have murdered that song The woman seems to be a half decent singer too - lose the riddly diddly dums.

My facebook has been buzzing with tedious rapture related pish all day. Snooze.

This 'Must try harder' and 'Nice effort' patter is fucking horrendous.

It can't have been google, if you type 'world record clap' you get links to the Dundee tourist board.

I fucking hate Rangers and Celtic and all of their fans.

Cheers. Gig news usually eludes me so I would have otherwise missed this

The last of the Glenmorangie I got for christmas.

I don't believe this 'Osama Bin Laden killed and put out to sea' story one bit. It's not even on youtube...

Can of Grolsch soon to be followed by another

Absolutely. By far the nicest SSN reporter

Some good ones already covered in the thread. 1. People who comment on their friend's status with something completely unrelated e.g Was wondering if anyone has an old ipod I could buy? "Gaun oot tha nite m8 for sum shandies lol???" 2. Short and vague posting designed to get lots of friends to reply e.g Oh well guess u never kno who ur real friends are!! Cant wait for this day to end The replies usually look like... "Whats up?x" Or "Luv u xxx" 3. Mark the special occasion of going to the garage or any other generic club by taking 30+ pictures in which the girls all make same face. 4. Anyone who has less than five hours sleep simply must let everyone know how many hours they have slept. 5. Pretty much everything posted on facebook before, during and after Old-Firm games is annoying.

It means 'Stranglehold' Another song worth finding on youtube is Blodtørst...

If you are heading to Download make sure you check this band out.

Some good bands mentioned. I used to avoid the American scene but Wolves In The Throne are incredible and consistantly release excellent material. Cobalt I havn't heard a great deal of but I have the Gin album which is pretty good and the opening track (Maybe also called Gin?) is awesome. Shining are a band I can't make my mind up on because despite some phenomenal stuff (Halmstad album in particular) some content/lyrics are pretty cringeworthy. I never understood the hype around Watain. Their theatrics probably distract from their pretty average music.