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the_bully_wee

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  1. Me and my brother watched straight-faced as my eldest brother scratched away a fake scratchcard inside his birthday card which "won" him £25,000. Bless him, he said sternly that no-one was to find out and that everyone in our family would get 5 grand each. Felt pretty crap when explaining to him it was a faker. Also felt terrible knowing that it wasn't a winner and I wasn't in line for 5 grand :(

  2. Just imagine it as an american style sports movie. Inspiring coach takes motley team to state finals sorta stuff... trouble is you need one immense player (who will get injured before the final game) and a player who has a step-dad who doesn't like him playing football (he will score the winning goal).

    You'd need a linesman, like Chuck Norris, playing a role like he does in Dodgeball, wherein he dramatically flags for offside after the "rival" team score to go in front in the 95th minute, thus resulting in a draw and taking the game to extra time :D

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