Newbornbairn

I did the same and spoke to the wife in the first half. She seems nice.

This would get Friday night football banned.

Doesn't say much for Airdrie that they can't score against a team clearly pished and off their tits.

That's cos they're fuckin' fuckers. And Nazis

I'd love to see Yinited gubbed tonight because of their presumptuous fans but ..... it's fucking Airdrie.

Does he have another pair for at home and weekends?

To build an illegal settlement on the other side?

Even better, if you have a car with a manual handbrake give it a wee pull. Slows you down quite a bit and there's no brake lights to warn the c**t behind. Watch in the mirror as you do it to enjoy the view as their angry wee faces turn to shock when they realise.

Channelling your inner FDR there Sarge?

I drive far too much. I've recognised every one of the roundabouts/junctions on this thread for ages

What lane did he take?

Burrel's only scored 5 this year.

I've got an SUV. If you're behind me, I don't care. Mind you, I don't use the fog lights and I try not to drive like a c**t.

They're the ones in string backed driving gloves

Driving in Spain & France a few years ago, my wife was watching the feed from my smartwatch on the phone. She said my pulse rate shot up at the big roundabouts, the worst being a ridiculous one in Valencia. I could have told her that without the watch - it's amazing how tightly your buttocks can grip onto the seat when you're shitting it.

I wonder how many the bigot sisters have brought on in the same time?

https://www.reddit.com/r/irelandsshitedrivers/comments/1cc67yj/4_incidents_in_24h_in_limerick/

I might have been the c**t today but I think it was the other guy. Entering the roundabout at Stirling Services I checked to see the road was clear, let a Fiat 500 go past then pulled out. Cue blaring horns and a glimpse of something silver passing behind me. Looked left in time to see a silver estate screaming past with the driver glaring at me. Thing is, he must have been doing some speed around that roundabout to make up the distance between me checking and pulling out.

It's all shite after 1982

10 team leagues are shite. Playing teams 4 times a season plus the cups is boring as f**k.

Has any P&Ber ever etc....

Let's have a chant for the daytrippers - "Where were you when we were shite?"

"Haw Shug" shouted up the stairs "Izzat you packed for Beni?" "Aye" "Goat yer sunglasses?" "Aye" "Goat yer sandals?" "Aye" "Goat yer Immodium and Preparation H ?" "Aye" "Goat yer shorts?" "Aye" "Goat yer fucking big drum?"